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[caliginous]

ATTENTION GRUBSUCKERS.
PSA:
YOU'RE ALL HEREBY ORDERED TO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
WHY?
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, ASSHOLE.
ITS A JOB SO EASY, A WINDOWLICKER CAN DO IT.
SO GET IT DONE.
IF YOU ACTUALLY NEED SOMETHING--AND I MEAN REALLY NEED SOMETHING, NOT JUST W8STING MY TIME TO PISS ME OFF--THEN ASK ON THE NETWORK.
THAT IS ALL.

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[hystericull]

Oh, ShIt, MoThErFuCkEr
YoU Be aLl tHe cRaZy bLuE BeSt fRiEnD I FuCkIn wAs tO Be hEaRiNg aLl tHe nOiSe aBoUt? :oD

[caliginous]

........
SURE.
WE'LL GO WITH THAT.

[hystericull]

WeLl, FuCk
DoPe tO Be gEtTiNg mY MoThErFuCkIn mEeT On aLl aT YoU, bRoThEr
ThOuGh, UhH, yOu aLl sUpPoSeD To bE, lIkE, nOt oN MuCh vErY GoOd fUcKiN TeRmS WiTh tHe rEaL BrO, iF I GoT ThAt nOiSe aLl sTrAiGhTeNeD OuT In tHe pAn wHaT'S ThE RiGhT WaY
BuT A DuDe aLl's sEeMiNg tO Be cHiLl eNoUgH
We sHoUlD GeT AlL At tO KiCk a tIn oNe oF ThEsE FuCkIn tImEs
CoLoR-FlOpPeD BeSt fRiEnD CaN'T Be aLl tHaT BaD Of a mOtHeRfUcKeR, rIgHt?

[caliginous]

[Jesus FUCK this is surreal. But first...]

WHO TOLD YOU ALL OF THAT?
I 8N'T THAT BAD, DEPENDING ON WHO YOU TALK TO.

[hystericull]

[Oops, did he say too much? Too late now.]

UhH, hE DiD
ThE ReAl yOu, I'M AlL To mOtHeRfUcKiN MeAn

[caliginous]

[Probably. The cerulean version of the crabby cakes you know and love isn't quite as honest or fair as your fearless leader.

Not that he would say that or anything.]

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
INDIGO MAKARA, RIGHT?

[hystericull]

YoU FuCkInG GoT ThAt sHiT, bRoThEr!
AiN'T NeVeR AlL MeEtInG aNoThEr kArKaT WhAt's bEfOrE NoW
HoW MaNy oF YoU CrAzY FlIpPy-fLoPpY MoThErFuCkErS To bE In tHiS PlAcE, aNyWaY?

[caliginous]

IT WAS PROBABLY FOR THE BETTER.
THERE'S ONLY TWO OF US HERE.
THANK FUCKING GOD.