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animus_network2012-03-09 08:36 pm
caliginous) wrote in animus_network2012-03-09 08:36 pm
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ATTENTION GRUBSUCKERS.
PSA:
YOU'RE ALL HEREBY ORDERED TO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
WHY?
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, ASSHOLE.
ITS A JOB SO EASY, A WINDOWLICKER CAN DO IT.
SO GET IT DONE.
IF YOU ACTUALLY NEED SOMETHING--AND I MEAN REALLY NEED SOMETHING, NOT JUST W8STING MY TIME TO PISS ME OFF--THEN ASK ON THE NETWORK.
THAT IS ALL.
PSA:
YOU'RE ALL HEREBY ORDERED TO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
WHY?
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, ASSHOLE.
ITS A JOB SO EASY, A WINDOWLICKER CAN DO IT.
SO GET IT DONE.
IF YOU ACTUALLY NEED SOMETHING--AND I MEAN REALLY NEED SOMETHING, NOT JUST W8STING MY TIME TO PISS ME OFF--THEN ASK ON THE NETWORK.
THAT IS ALL.
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1S SOM3TH1NG WRONG W1TH YOU TOO?
[Nope he's not worming his way out of this one!]
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[Did you expect an in depth response?]
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DROP TH3 C4G3Y BULLSH1T 4ND JUST T3LL M3!
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I SAID NOT TO WORRY ABOUT IT FOR A FUCKING REASON.
JUST DON'T GET INTO TROUBLE WHILE WHATEVER THE HELL THIS IS BLOWS OVER.
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WHY C4NT YOU JUST T3LL M3 WH4TS GO1NG ON?
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JESUS.
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F1N3 WH4T3V3R
FORG3T 1T
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AND RIGHT NOW, I DON'T TRUST MYSELF EITHER.
SO IT'D BE BETTER IF YOU TOOK MY WORD FOR IT THIS TIME.
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1 4M JUST WORR13D >:\
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I'LL COME FIND YOU ONCE ALL OF THIS IS OVER.
DEAL?
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OK4Y
BUT B3 C4R3FUL!
YOU 4R3NT TH3 ONLY ON3 WHOS3 POW3RS 4R3 4CT1NG UP
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YoU Be aLl tHe cRaZy bLuE BeSt fRiEnD I FuCkIn wAs tO Be hEaRiNg aLl tHe nOiSe aBoUt? :oD
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SURE.
WE'LL GO WITH THAT.
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DoPe tO Be gEtTiNg mY MoThErFuCkIn mEeT On aLl aT YoU, bRoThEr
ThOuGh, UhH, yOu aLl sUpPoSeD To bE, lIkE, nOt oN MuCh vErY GoOd fUcKiN TeRmS WiTh tHe rEaL BrO, iF I GoT ThAt nOiSe aLl sTrAiGhTeNeD OuT In tHe pAn wHaT'S ThE RiGhT WaY
BuT A DuDe aLl's sEeMiNg tO Be cHiLl eNoUgH
We sHoUlD GeT AlL At tO KiCk a tIn oNe oF ThEsE FuCkIn tImEs
CoLoR-FlOpPeD BeSt fRiEnD CaN'T Be aLl tHaT BaD Of a mOtHeRfUcKeR, rIgHt?
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WHO TOLD YOU ALL OF THAT?
I 8N'T THAT BAD, DEPENDING ON WHO YOU TALK TO.
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UhH, hE DiD
ThE ReAl yOu, I'M AlL To mOtHeRfUcKiN MeAn
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Not that he would say that or anything.]
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
INDIGO MAKARA, RIGHT?
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AiN'T NeVeR AlL MeEtInG aNoThEr kArKaT WhAt's bEfOrE NoW
HoW MaNy oF YoU CrAzY FlIpPy-fLoPpY MoThErFuCkErS To bE In tHiS PlAcE, aNyWaY?
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THERE'S ONLY TWO OF US HERE.
THANK FUCKING GOD.
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CAN'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN THEM.
He is so trolling you here.
heh
OR I GUESS IN THIS CASE, YOUR GELATINOUS PROTEIN ORBS SCRUBBED.
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IT WAS A ST8MENT OF A RATHER OBVIOUS FACT.
SINCE YOU CLEARLY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE POINT OF THE MESSAGE.
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If you want people to stay away from you, it helps to not draw attention to yourself.
Consider this free advice from one cerulean to another
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THAT ASIDE, I 8N'T GONNA BE THE ONE TO SUFFER IF THEY DON'T LISTEN TO ME.
SO FRANKLY, I DON'T GIVE A SWEET CHAFFING FUCK.
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Oh I get how it is.
Really you want people to 8ug you.
You're saying you don't so people will do the opposite, and so that if anyone does distur8 you, you can't say you didn't warn them.
I have to say, I'm impressed.
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SERKET, RIGHT?
SEEMS LIKE EVERY SERKET I RUN INTO IS TWICE AS SMART AS THE ONE I WAS STUCK WITH.
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And naturally, I'm smarter than your version of me.
It's in our 8lood to 8e cunning, after all.
Whether we 8e praised for it, as with you and the other version of me, or shunned for it, that doesn't stop that from 8eing a thing.
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PRAISED.
THAT'S FUCKING RICH.
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Whichever way the spectrum runs, we still get shat on just for 8eing more awesome than they can handle.
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WE'LL GO WITH THAT.
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gotta hit send before typing one or i'll make myself into a liar
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TEXT DOESN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
........
DO I KNOW YOU?
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guess i'm a liar!
you probably don't know me. i'm a pretty busy girl ヽ（´ー｀）┌
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HOW ABOUT AN INTRODUCTION, THEN?
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THE ONE THAT'S ACTUALLY WORTH A SHIT, NOT THE OTHER USELESS PILE OF GRUBSAUCE.
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[..Sayaka doesn't really have much experience with the towers' Weird Duplicates Thing, but hey, she'll accept there being two Karkat Vantases. Vantii?]
so are you like the blue oni karkat or are we talking a case of some-jerk-who's-got-your-name here. there was a sayaka in one of my grades that i could've punched in the face of, for instance.
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[feferi sure seems cheerful! yeah that pun was a stretch even by her awful standards.]
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I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT.
YOU DON'T NEED AN EXPLAN8TION.
SPEAKING OF, YOUR PUNS ARE OUT OF JOINT.
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(Shoot λs in bλmboo, not with λ bullet! :D)
[YEAH RIGHT FEFERI]
I wλs just λspen you λ question.
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NO, YOU WERE TELLING ME WHAT I CAN AND CAN'T DO.
ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT I'M GIVING ALL YOU GRUBS FAIR WARNING.
I 8N'T GONNA BE RESPONSIBLE FOR TOWER WONDERFUCK ANYMORE.
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NO.
[--and then it occurs to him:]
DID THEY FUCK WITH YOUR COLLAR TOO????????
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I've got it λλλλλλλll under control, though. :)