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[caliginous]

ATTENTION GRUBSUCKERS.
PSA:
YOU'RE ALL HEREBY ORDERED TO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
WHY?
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, ASSHOLE.
ITS A JOB SO EASY, A WINDOWLICKER CAN DO IT.
SO GET IT DONE.
IF YOU ACTUALLY NEED SOMETHING--AND I MEAN REALLY NEED SOMETHING, NOT JUST W8STING MY TIME TO PISS ME OFF--THEN ASK ON THE NETWORK.
THAT IS ALL.

Comments

[ceruleanspid8r]

Okay, cool it with the capslocks.
If you want people to stay away from you, it helps to not draw attention to yourself.
Consider this free advice from one cerulean to another

[caliginous]

ITS HOW I TYPE, GET OVER IT.
THAT ASIDE, I 8N'T GONNA BE THE ONE TO SUFFER IF THEY DON'T LISTEN TO ME.
SO FRANKLY, I DON'T GIVE A SWEET CHAFFING FUCK.

[ceruleanspid8r]

Only trying to help.

Oh I get how it is.
Really you want people to 8ug you.
You're saying you don't so people will do the opposite, and so that if anyone does distur8 you, you can't say you didn't warn them.
I have to say, I'm impressed.

[caliginous]

HEY LOOK, SOMEONE WHO GETS IT.
SERKET, RIGHT?
SEEMS LIKE EVERY SERKET I RUN INTO IS TWICE AS SMART AS THE ONE I WAS STUCK WITH.

[ceruleanspid8r]

That's right.
And naturally, I'm smarter than your version of me.
It's in our 8lood to 8e cunning, after all.
Whether we 8e praised for it, as with you and the other version of me, or shunned for it, that doesn't stop that from 8eing a thing.

[caliginous]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
PRAISED.
THAT'S FUCKING RICH.

[ceruleanspid8r]

So I was right.
Whichever way the spectrum runs, we still get shat on just for 8eing more awesome than they can handle.

[caliginous]

YEAH SURE.
WE'LL GO WITH THAT.

[ceruleanspid8r]

Well unless you have a 8etter way of putting it?