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[caliginous]

ATTENTION GRUBSUCKERS.
PSA:
YOU'RE ALL HEREBY ORDERED TO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
WHY?
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, ASSHOLE.
ITS A JOB SO EASY, A WINDOWLICKER CAN DO IT.
SO GET IT DONE.
IF YOU ACTUALLY NEED SOMETHING--AND I MEAN REALLY NEED SOMETHING, NOT JUST W8STING MY TIME TO PISS ME OFF--THEN ASK ON THE NETWORK.
THAT IS ALL.

Comments

[prune]

You wλtering-cλn't sλy λ thing like thλt without λn ---ΣXPLλNλTION!

[feferi sure seems cheerful! yeah that pun was a stretch even by her awful standards.]

[caliginous]

[oh god]

I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT.
YOU DON'T NEED AN EXPLAN8TION.
SPEAKING OF, YOUR PUNS ARE OUT OF JOINT.

[prune]

Shoot yourself!
(Shoot λs in bλmboo, not with λ bullet! :D)

[YEAH RIGHT FEFERI]

I wλs just λspen you λ question.

[caliginous]

[yeah he dont believe you for a second guuuurl]

NO, YOU WERE TELLING ME WHAT I CAN AND CAN'T DO.
ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT I'M GIVING ALL YOU GRUBS FAIR WARNING.
I 8N'T GONNA BE RESPONSIBLE FOR TOWER WONDERFUCK ANYMORE.

[prune]

Going somewhere, Kλrkλt? :O

[caliginous]

UNFORTUN8LY.
NO.

[--and then it occurs to him:]

DID THEY FUCK WITH YOUR COLLAR TOO????????

[prune]

λ little bit, I think!
I've got it λλλλλλλll under control, though. :)