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[guiltapalooza]

Someone told me that all of the trolls are having trouble sleeping here. I think I can help.

I've made sleep satchets before, these little things that you put under your pillow and guarantee pleasant dreams for a couple months before they run out. The problem is that I only came with so many spell ingredients in my trunk, so unless I can find a way to replace some of this stuff, I can't make these forever.

Not that asking this question will necessarily result in anything resembling the truth, but: does anyone need one more than anyone else?

Asking all this out of the goodness of my heart and preferential treatment, I promise.


[filtered from wwaterboy]

And now to the other part of this post. Also to trolls, sorry. If someone could explain how this matesprit thing actually compares with the human concept of romance, that would be seriously of the good, because I don't know what I'm doing here and I think I need more than the ten second summary if I am going to be doing this.

Which, let me repeat, since I don't know what I'm doing, no judging or yelling at me! I will yell back. That is so not what I need right now. I'm trying to do the right thing and honor my feelings and not stay all hung up on people that have died, which is difficult! But I've never done this "oh, and he also hatesexes someone regularly, but that's not cheating" concept before, and I want to get it right.

It seems bitchy to ask him to explain this stuff to me himself, so... advice. Please? And if you could honor the incredibly obvious filter, that would be great. Don't make me go hacker on you.

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[guiltapalooza]

Yup. Why I'm still here.

I won't be offended, just, maybe worried? It seems awful if you're all having nightmares every night. I'd like to help. Oh, but explanation now, right-- I put some herbs in a muslin bag, like lavender and chamomile, and add a quartz crystal, and do a spell over it. It ensures pleasant dreams. It doesn't change your sleep schedule or anything, someone else was worried about that... It just makes sure that what dreams you have are good. That's all. I use it myself sometimes.

I don't see why it wouldn't? I've never had a problem with my magic suddenly stopping, from location or species or anything. Usually it's the opposite problem.

You're right... He doesn't seem interested at all. At least Sollux took me up on it for his ancestor. You guys are kinda hard to help, you know that?

I think I'm happier than ever with the one I got. Not that I-- have, exactly, or at least not yet, but. You know what I mean.