[002 ★ text ★ crazy backdated to before the moving event]

[guiltapalooza]

Someone told me that all of the trolls are having trouble sleeping here. I think I can help.

I've made sleep satchets before, these little things that you put under your pillow and guarantee pleasant dreams for a couple months before they run out. The problem is that I only came with so many spell ingredients in my trunk, so unless I can find a way to replace some of this stuff, I can't make these forever.

Not that asking this question will necessarily result in anything resembling the truth, but: does anyone need one more than anyone else?

Asking all this out of the goodness of my heart and preferential treatment, I promise.


[filtered from wwaterboy]

And now to the other part of this post. Also to trolls, sorry. If someone could explain how this matesprit thing actually compares with the human concept of romance, that would be seriously of the good, because I don't know what I'm doing here and I think I need more than the ten second summary if I am going to be doing this.

Which, let me repeat, since I don't know what I'm doing, no judging or yelling at me! I will yell back. That is so not what I need right now. I'm trying to do the right thing and honor my feelings and not stay all hung up on people that have died, which is difficult! But I've never done this "oh, and he also hatesexes someone regularly, but that's not cheating" concept before, and I want to get it right.

It seems bitchy to ask him to explain this stuff to me himself, so... advice. Please? And if you could honor the incredibly obvious filter, that would be great. Don't make me go hacker on you.

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[locked]

[verymuchalive]

where are you?
im not exactly an expert in this stuff but i might be able to help explain things a little

[lockeeeed]

[cancerousnubs]

AND JUST WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
YOU EXPECT US TO TRUST SOME HUMAN "MAGIC" SPELL SHIT JUST BECAUSE YOU SUDDENLY KNOW ABOUT OUR SLEEPING HABITS?
WHO SAYS THEY'LL EVEN WORK, OR THAT WE EVEN WANT IT.

[And here's the part that was locked.]

...ARE YOU SERIOUSLY DATING OR CONSIDERING DATING SOMEONE OF ANOTHER SPECIES?

[Locked]

[thekidsare0kay]

per2onally ii wa2 lucky enough two get a recuperacoon, 2o ii've got enough 2opor two la2t me for a whiile, but mo2t of u2 aren't a2 lucky.
there'2 one guy ii thiink probably need2 one of tho2e thiing2 more than mo2t. but doe2 iit really work?
anyway, no offen2e, but why would you wa2te all tho2e iingrediient2 on a bunch of troll2 you don't even know?
and on that 2ubject, who'2 been redfliirtiing a human thii2 tiime?
iif you 2ay eriidan ii am goiing two bu2t my iinte2tiinal tract wiith the force of my laughter.

filter

[uprisings]

[Here Willow. Have someone who's not thirteen lskjdf Calmly ignores the beginning part of this. There are def other trolls who need that more then him, yep yep yep. Also ignoring the part where he thinks it's weird for a troll to be romantically interested in a human. To each their own and all that]

pOSSIBLY IT WOULD BE, uH, aN EASIER THING TO COMPARE,
iF YOU EXPLAINED HOW HUMAN ROMANCE WORKED, aS WELL,
eSPECIALLY SINCE, hE WILL PROBABLY ALSO WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE EXPECTING, aT SOME POINT,
iF YOU DECIDE TO CONTINUE,

Locked

[grimauxilatrix]

You Know Of Magic That Could Aid In Sleeping
Ive Never Heard Of Such A Thing Nor Knew that Magic Could

I Suggest You Speak To Karkat About Matters Involving Romance
Although If You So Need I Will Explain
Also If I May Ask Who Are You Attempting To Be Red With

filtered

[orphans]

[basically, what the fuck.]

WWho are the trolls?