animus_network | [002 ★ text ★ crazy backdated to before the moving event]

Someone told me that all of the trolls are having trouble sleeping here. I think I can help.

I've made sleep satchets before, these little things that you put under your pillow and guarantee pleasant dreams for a couple months before they run out. The problem is that I only came with so many spell ingredients in my trunk, so unless I can find a way to replace some of this stuff, I can't make these forever.

Not that asking this question will necessarily result in anything resembling the truth, but: does anyone need one more than anyone else?

Asking all this out of the goodness of my heart and preferential treatment, I promise.

[filtered from wwaterboy]

And now to the other part of this post. Also to trolls, sorry. If someone could explain how this matesprit thing actually compares with the human concept of romance, that would be seriously of the good, because I don't know what I'm doing here and I think I need more than the ten second summary if I am going to be doing this.

Which, let me repeat, since I don't know what I'm doing, no judging or yelling at me! I will yell back. That is so not what I need right now. I'm trying to do the right thing and honor my feelings and not stay all hung up on people that have died, which is difficult! But I've never done this "oh, and he also hatesexes someone regularly, but that's not cheating" concept before, and I want to get it right.

It seems bitchy to ask him to explain this stuff to me himself, so... advice. Please? And if you could honor the incredibly obvious filter, that would be great. Don't make me go hacker on you.

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And his kismesis: Sollux Captor, the one wwho thinks himself to be 'gold-blooded'?

I couldn't care less about your quadrant affairs, only wwho wwould be otherwwise filling them. Thus, there is little need to be defensivve regarding the matter.

That's him. I know their hemospectrum is different from everyone else's. [Willow is having some mixed feelings about this conversation. On the one hand, he isn't saying anything outright offensive... but he does seem cold, distant, and almost self-involved, maybe. She's reserving judgement for now, but anyone that doesn't immediately reach out and validate her feelings (!!) makes her wary.]

Okay, okay, defensive toned down. If you're not interested in helping, why are you asking about it? What's your stake?

[he's suspicious of everyone... romantically, at least. his stake is both entirely selfish and superfluous.]

Nothing of your concern.

And defensive right back up.

Are you seriously not going to tell me after I just answered your intrusive personal question?

I am seriously not going to tell you.

Who are you? I need a name to rue for rudeness.

Hardly. I only prefer honesty.
Orphaner Dualscar.

I got news for you: honesty can be plenty rude. For the record, I'm Willow Rosenberg.

Also, could you possibly sound more like a pirate with that name?

So you wwould prefer to be lied to, lest your feelings get hurt.
Yet another instance of human wweakness, I suppose.

Our names describe only wwhat wwe are, nothing more-- apparent design or not. Do not mistake me for criminal trash; I'd enjoy nothing more than making examples of them.

And you just go instantly for the insults. You really don't read a word I type, do you?

Are you like troll Elmer Fudd or something?

I do, actually, howwevver much of a wwaste of time they consistently provve themselvves to be.
I do not knoww wwho that is.

Kinda didn't think you would. Besides, who made you the arbiter of unwasted time? Cause it sure wasn't Warner Bros.

I knoww wwhen I havve better things to do, for certain.
Anything more of unimportance you'd like to add, before I disconnect?

Nope, go ahead. I'll keep my unimportant bits to myself.

[welp.

then... doing as he said he would akjfljk]