First Voyage; Text and then video

[chickenofthesea]

hdhsjardsadhfhkjfhkvh

turn on

write

where is the paper?????

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[WHACK. Hitting the computer activates the video function. Glaring at the screen is a tan-skinned man with pointed ears, a lovely gin-blossom nose, sunken eyes, and... green hair. And he's already changed out of that weird jumpsuit and into his normal clothes. The top of his orange collar is barely visible over his red cravat.

He narrows his eyes at the screen, then down at the keyboard]

Blasted... typewriter! What kind of contraption is this! Where's the paper?! Cursed LIARS, telling me I could communicate with people using this thing!

[and now he's shaking the computer. Or trying to]

HEY!! TELL ME HOW TO GET BACK, YOU INFERNAL MACHINE!! Put me back on my ship right this instant!

Comments

[great_king_of_evil]

Be silent, little man.

[ Have a Ganondorf starring at you. That's the one warning he gives to that weird man on the screen. His screaming are pathetic and annoying. And Ganondorf doesn't tolerate pathetic-ness. ]

[chickenofthesea]

[oh...

you're scary.......]

Uh.... ok. Are you the boss around here?

[cause you seem like a boss]

[great_king_of_evil]

[ Chuckles. ]

What I am isn't the matter.

[ Final boss actually in another world. ]

Know that I will not tolerate another outburst of that kind on the network.

[ If anything the sadistic smile can give him an idea on how Ganondorf would punish him- Would he be to do it again. ]

[chickenofthesea]

Aahaaa... right. I uh... won't. Do it again.

[ever. NOTE TO SELF; LEARN HOW TO USE THE THING]

[great_king_of_evil]

...

[ What a coward. Not an ounce of courage, he's probably too weak to hold a weapon on his own. That's unnerving. ]

And avoid putting on such a pathetic display the day we shall meet face-to-face.

[ That's for your own good. Because yes yes, you will meet face-to-face. ]

[chickenofthesea]

[Hey! He has an ounce. It's a well hidden, rarely used ounce. But it's there!]

... Why would we be doing that? I'm perfectly content to stay out of your way, sir!

[great_king_of_evil]

I was expecting you to be.

[ Which is a good thing, people trying to see him are either idiots or heroes who want to kill him. ]

But this tower is small, and you won't be able to avoid me forever.

[ Not to mention he'll hunt you when he'll know you're a friend of WW!Link. ]

[chickenofthesea]

Oh, I don't know about that. I'm pretty good at avoiding things!

[great_king_of_evil]

You better be right.

[ Screen gets blank, communication cut. Sweet dreams tonight Linebeck. ]

[chickenofthesea]

[sleeps with his knife under his pillow....]