Captain Linebeck (
chickenofthesea) wrote in
animus_network2012-03-28 08:10 pm
Entry tags:
First Voyage; Text and then video
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turn on
write
where is the paper?????
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[WHACK. Hitting the computer activates the video function. Glaring at the screen is a tan-skinned man with pointed ears, a lovely gin-blossom nose, sunken eyes, and... green hair. And he's already changed out of that weird jumpsuit and into his normal clothes. The top of his orange collar is barely visible over his red cravat.
He narrows his eyes at the screen, then down at the keyboard]
Blasted... typewriter! What kind of contraption is this! Where's the paper?! Cursed LIARS, telling me I could communicate with people using this thing!
[and now he's shaking the computer. Or trying to]
HEY!! TELL ME HOW TO GET BACK, YOU INFERNAL MACHINE!! Put me back on my ship right this instant!
turn on
write
where is the paper?????
dsjakleuwoiqrysf dashf
[WHACK. Hitting the computer activates the video function. Glaring at the screen is a tan-skinned man with pointed ears, a lovely gin-blossom nose, sunken eyes, and... green hair. And he's already changed out of that weird jumpsuit and into his normal clothes. The top of his orange collar is barely visible over his red cravat.
He narrows his eyes at the screen, then down at the keyboard]
Blasted... typewriter! What kind of contraption is this! Where's the paper?! Cursed LIARS, telling me I could communicate with people using this thing!
[and now he's shaking the computer. Or trying to]
HEY!! TELL ME HOW TO GET BACK, YOU INFERNAL MACHINE!! Put me back on my ship right this instant!

[video]
Well hello, miss. Is that so? What a shame!
[video]
Ah, yes. These devices are mainly used to communicate with the others who have been captured, as is evident by this conversation.
And... hello to you as well, sir.
[He put emphasis on 'hello', so!]
[video]
I see. The kid said he was somewhere else in the tower completely... so these things are kind of like... communication portals?
So... what's your name, beautiful?
[video]
[Well, this pretty woman is turning a pretty shade of pink because asdkfjg she has been crossdressing for seven years what are positive comments on her appearance.]
... I am Zelda, Princess of Hyrule.
[
And taken. Sort of.][video]
[video]
[There's a pause, and she glances off to the side, as if something will suddenly pop out and tell her how to deal with this situation. But, alas.]
So, ah... may I have your name in return, sir?
[video]
Oh indeed! I'm Captain Linebeck of the SS Linebeck, your highness. At your service.
[video]
[Zelda you deal with four Links and you think getting hit on is strange?]
I see. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, then, Captain Linebeck.
[video]
[why is it strange YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL]
If there's anything I can do for you, just give me a shout. Eehehe.
[video]
[These are the things that happen when you spend a large chunk of your life pretending to be someone else.]
That said... thank you, though I would not wish to be a burden upon you.
[And she probably can take care of herself better than you, Captain sir.]
[video]
[Probably but he has to be a gentleman~]
[video]
[Just the faintest smile of amusement. She has her doubts, but...]
Then I wish you the best of luck, Captain Linebeck.
[video]
[video]
I shall await that day with eagerness, then.