First Voyage; Text and then video

[chickenofthesea]

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turn on

write

where is the paper?????

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[WHACK. Hitting the computer activates the video function. Glaring at the screen is a tan-skinned man with pointed ears, a lovely gin-blossom nose, sunken eyes, and... green hair. And he's already changed out of that weird jumpsuit and into his normal clothes. The top of his orange collar is barely visible over his red cravat.

He narrows his eyes at the screen, then down at the keyboard]

Blasted... typewriter! What kind of contraption is this! Where's the paper?! Cursed LIARS, telling me I could communicate with people using this thing!

[and now he's shaking the computer. Or trying to]

HEY!! TELL ME HOW TO GET BACK, YOU INFERNAL MACHINE!! Put me back on my ship right this instant!

Comments

[chickenofthesea]

Well, except that Ganondorf guy, right?

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Yeah, that Ganondorf guy is a total jerk.

[chickenofthesea]

Any other jerks I need to be aware of?

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

A guy named Ghirahim. Really showy and dresses like he's someone important.

[chickenofthesea]

So a flamboyant asshole. Well, should be easy enough to avoid, then.

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Exactly! That's a pretty good way to describe him, I'll have'ta remember that!

[chickenofthesea]

Hehehe. Just not to his face.

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

No promises.

[Tetra's holding a grudge. Anything she can use? She will. Including bruising egos.]

[chickenofthesea]

He would probably hurt you if you did that. Though, I've never seen you fight.

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Already hurt me. All he can do now is kill me but then I'll jsut wake up th'next day.

[chickenofthesea]

Yeah I--

Wait.

What.

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

People die here but then they wake up in their rooms again.

[chickenofthesea]

.... What. Oh. I get it. You're pulling my leg! That's not very nice!

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

I ain't pullin' yer leg. It's true. I saw Link and Zelda and Ganondorf die. And now they're fine.

[chickenofthesea]

.... Unbelievable...

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

But true. Can't say I expected to be brought to some place that brings you right back to life.

[chickenofthesea]

It just likes to torture us, doesn't it...

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Apparently. Even though we were s'posably 'rescued'.

[She even adds the air quotes.]

[chickenofthesea]

I think I'd rather stay.... you know. If I had been asked.

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

I think I'd have rather stayed too!

[chickenofthesea]

I think being "saved" without our consent is considered kidnapping! Hmph!

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Well, we gotta put up with it for now.

[chickenofthesea]

Yeah. I guess. Nothing else we can do.

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

At least Link and a bunch'a other Links are here. So there ain't a lack of company.

[chickenofthesea]

Other... Links. Right, uh, kid mentioned something like that.