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animus_network2012-04-05 01:12 am
beknightedheroine) wrote in animus_network2012-04-05 01:12 am
[text] Is ♞ even on the network's character map II: Sayaka Miki's Computer Class
hold on lemme put on my ~serious typing mode~ for this
Hello there, fellow residents of the tower! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ My name is Sayaka Miki, and I'm here to teach you how to use a computer.
If you can see this, congratulations! You've already mastered the steps of reading and looking at a screen, and of navigating your way TO this handy guide.
First, let's cover the common mistakes.
1 - No, there aren't people inside the strange little box! I know, I know.
2 - Yes, it really does relish your cries of frustration when you fail at using it. That's a computer's secondary power source.
3 - Do you see a key that says "Shift?" There are two of them, and (via holding one down while pressing another key) they let you Use Proper Capitals and access some other c**| $ymb@|$.
4 - There's a really big blank key. That's what you do to keep yourwordsfromlookinglikethis. Hold it down to get more space!
5 - That weird red squiggle that pops up sometimes? That means you've spelled something wrong.
And here's a special rule from a guest speaker:
"Don't forget the magic of the goddamn punctuation keys.
That dot on the keyboard? That's how you end a sentence. That question mark on the keyboard? That's how you ask a question. You know, like a normal person."
That's all I can think of for now - but I'll be editing this! After all, it's for everyone's benefit~.
Hello there, fellow residents of the tower! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ My name is Sayaka Miki, and I'm here to teach you how to use a computer.
If you can see this, congratulations! You've already mastered the steps of reading and looking at a screen, and of navigating your way TO this handy guide.
First, let's cover the common mistakes.
1 - No, there aren't people inside the strange little box! I know, I know.
2 - Yes, it really does relish your cries of frustration when you fail at using it. That's a computer's secondary power source.
3 - Do you see a key that says "Shift?" There are two of them, and (via holding one down while pressing another key) they let you Use Proper Capitals and access some other c**| $ymb@|$.
4 - There's a really big blank key. That's what you do to keep yourwordsfromlookinglikethis. Hold it down to get more space!
5 - That weird red squiggle that pops up sometimes? That means you've spelled something wrong.
And here's a special rule from a guest speaker:
"Don't forget the magic of the goddamn punctuation keys.
That dot on the keyboard? That's how you end a sentence. That question mark on the keyboard? That's how you ask a question. You know, like a normal person."
That's all I can think of for now - but I'll be editing this! After all, it's for everyone's benefit~.
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[ Munch ]
Where are you at? This place creeps me out.
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First dorm floor. Near...
[She disappears from the camera for a moment to check the nearest door number.]
Room 1-08.
switching to action
[ Click. Without any further warning her camera is turned off and she's running down the hall to that room.
About 15 minutes later there's a knock at her door ]
action ensues!
Nearby, she hears a door being knocked on--]
Hey, over here! Near room 1-08, not in it!
[She waves her over, having been a bit down the hall away from the direction Kyoko arrived in.]
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[ She stops knocking when she hears the calling across the hall, turning around ]
What are you doing in the hall if you were just on the computer?!
[ OH SHE HOPES SOMEONE DOESN'T ANSWER THE DOOR NOW... ]
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..so. Um!
You've - read the stupid lying letter and everything, I guess! Welcome to the tower! Tagline be miserable here.
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[ Munchmunch ]
Everyone is so mopey and depressed.
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[She's not joking, but it's hard to tell from her tone.]
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[ scoff ]
Do they give bone crushing hugs, too?
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..there's other monsters than teddy bears here, though. A lot of them are apparently from peoples' homes, but... I haven't caught a hint of any Witches.