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animus_network2012-04-05 01:12 am
beknightedheroine) wrote in animus_network2012-04-05 01:12 am
[text] Is ♞ even on the network's character map II: Sayaka Miki's Computer Class
hold on lemme put on my ~serious typing mode~ for this
Hello there, fellow residents of the tower! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ My name is Sayaka Miki, and I'm here to teach you how to use a computer.
If you can see this, congratulations! You've already mastered the steps of reading and looking at a screen, and of navigating your way TO this handy guide.
First, let's cover the common mistakes.
1 - No, there aren't people inside the strange little box! I know, I know.
2 - Yes, it really does relish your cries of frustration when you fail at using it. That's a computer's secondary power source.
3 - Do you see a key that says "Shift?" There are two of them, and (via holding one down while pressing another key) they let you Use Proper Capitals and access some other c**| $ymb@|$.
4 - There's a really big blank key. That's what you do to keep yourwordsfromlookinglikethis. Hold it down to get more space!
5 - That weird red squiggle that pops up sometimes? That means you've spelled something wrong.
And here's a special rule from a guest speaker:
"Don't forget the magic of the goddamn punctuation keys.
That dot on the keyboard? That's how you end a sentence. That question mark on the keyboard? That's how you ask a question. You know, like a normal person."
That's all I can think of for now - but I'll be editing this! After all, it's for everyone's benefit~.
Hello there, fellow residents of the tower! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ My name is Sayaka Miki, and I'm here to teach you how to use a computer.
If you can see this, congratulations! You've already mastered the steps of reading and looking at a screen, and of navigating your way TO this handy guide.
First, let's cover the common mistakes.
1 - No, there aren't people inside the strange little box! I know, I know.
2 - Yes, it really does relish your cries of frustration when you fail at using it. That's a computer's secondary power source.
3 - Do you see a key that says "Shift?" There are two of them, and (via holding one down while pressing another key) they let you Use Proper Capitals and access some other c**| $ymb@|$.
4 - There's a really big blank key. That's what you do to keep yourwordsfromlookinglikethis. Hold it down to get more space!
5 - That weird red squiggle that pops up sometimes? That means you've spelled something wrong.
And here's a special rule from a guest speaker:
"Don't forget the magic of the goddamn punctuation keys.
That dot on the keyboard? That's how you end a sentence. That question mark on the keyboard? That's how you ask a question. You know, like a normal person."
That's all I can think of for now - but I'll be editing this! After all, it's for everyone's benefit~.
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you demonstrate you can do it and then no one cares anymore, but your basic competence kind of bleeds through anyway
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that person that recognizes a businesswoman walking in casual clothes on the sidewalk
and asks her to quote figures
that's typed right up there, isn't it? it's like being on the job off the job
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It's more like having a math teacher who can't count or a chem teacher who expects you to know the periodic table by heart when they still have to look stuff up.
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