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animus_network2012-04-05 01:12 am
beknightedheroine) wrote in animus_network2012-04-05 01:12 am
[text] Is ♞ even on the network's character map II: Sayaka Miki's Computer Class
hold on lemme put on my ~serious typing mode~ for this
Hello there, fellow residents of the tower! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ My name is Sayaka Miki, and I'm here to teach you how to use a computer.
If you can see this, congratulations! You've already mastered the steps of reading and looking at a screen, and of navigating your way TO this handy guide.
First, let's cover the common mistakes.
1 - No, there aren't people inside the strange little box! I know, I know.
2 - Yes, it really does relish your cries of frustration when you fail at using it. That's a computer's secondary power source.
3 - Do you see a key that says "Shift?" There are two of them, and (via holding one down while pressing another key) they let you Use Proper Capitals and access some other c**| $ymb@|$.
4 - There's a really big blank key. That's what you do to keep yourwordsfromlookinglikethis. Hold it down to get more space!
5 - That weird red squiggle that pops up sometimes? That means you've spelled something wrong.
And here's a special rule from a guest speaker:
"Don't forget the magic of the goddamn punctuation keys.
That dot on the keyboard? That's how you end a sentence. That question mark on the keyboard? That's how you ask a question. You know, like a normal person."
That's all I can think of for now - but I'll be editing this! After all, it's for everyone's benefit~.
Hello there, fellow residents of the tower! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ My name is Sayaka Miki, and I'm here to teach you how to use a computer.
If you can see this, congratulations! You've already mastered the steps of reading and looking at a screen, and of navigating your way TO this handy guide.
First, let's cover the common mistakes.
1 - No, there aren't people inside the strange little box! I know, I know.
2 - Yes, it really does relish your cries of frustration when you fail at using it. That's a computer's secondary power source.
3 - Do you see a key that says "Shift?" There are two of them, and (via holding one down while pressing another key) they let you Use Proper Capitals and access some other c**| $ymb@|$.
4 - There's a really big blank key. That's what you do to keep yourwordsfromlookinglikethis. Hold it down to get more space!
5 - That weird red squiggle that pops up sometimes? That means you've spelled something wrong.
And here's a special rule from a guest speaker:
"Don't forget the magic of the goddamn punctuation keys.
That dot on the keyboard? That's how you end a sentence. That question mark on the keyboard? That's how you ask a question. You know, like a normal person."
That's all I can think of for now - but I'll be editing this! After all, it's for everyone's benefit~.
choo choo im the backtag train
"is that a person in that box woah"
it's a pretty lame cliche now that i think about it
It's my favorite train <3
It doesn't make much intuitive sense. I suppose it would be amusing to see, but in my experience people are more inclined to believe an unknown factor has an intelligence than not. Something that can be reasoned with. Perhaps it is the desire for control, or empathy; a fellow being is more desirable than an impersonal, implacable force.
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woah
the rest of that went so far over my head I can see it gently sailing into the clouds outside
oh my god your sayaka is just delightful <3
It's not difficult to understand. If you saw a screen with "hello, how are you?" written on it, you would first assume it's from a person, right? Not as a false response?
thank you, i aim to entertain~
yeah, I'd think it was someone talking to me, but what if I saw someone on video first thing, instead of text?
She's very genuine =3
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..But I'm still reserving the right to snicker if someone ever does do the person-in-a-box-thing.
Kuja using a smily is cracking me the fuck up (he probably learned it from sayaka)
>D yes she will spread emoticons throughout the tower
a little good-natured ribbing never hurt anyone, anyway
The miracles of copy/paste XD