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[knightime]

man
what the ever loving fuck was that???
alright
thanks so much shitty tower
i wanted to see earth as a desolate shithole
forget the fact that it shouldnt have even existed
and i was bored out of my skull
ugh
whatever
im back
got a little lost and went by the ruins of earth
etc
worst roadtrip
the radio kept playing bruno mars on repeat
the ac was busted
i have sand in places i didnt think it could get to
the scenery kind of sucked
considering there was none
what i miss???

Comments

[knightime]

most people dont care where they get their blackmail material
color me surprised

[restitchtime]

I don't know if you've noticed or not, but I'm definitely not most people. Just because I'm a petty bitch doesn't mean that I don't have standards - you need to draw the line somewhere.

[knightime]

isnt that thoughtful of you
ill be sure to keep that in mind whenever you decide to use whatever dirt you got on me against me

[restitchtime]

You better. I spent a goddamn eternity cultivating that image and I won't have your thoughtlessness be the thing that ruins it now.

[knightime]

i will keep it close to my heart
makes me shed a single manly tear about it

[restitchtime]

Shit. If that's not an astounding accomplishment to have under my belt I don't know what is.

[knightime]

your resume will look stellar
everyone will be so jealous of it

[restitchtime]

Fortune 500 companies are going to be fucking begging for me to sign on with them. Early retirement and a yacht here I come.

[knightime]

life is sounding pretty fucking sweet for you
gratz

[restitchtime]

Thanks, it's nice to be rewarded for all my hard work. Scrabbling up out of poverty and puppet ass the way I did meant I was bound to be one of those goopy success stories sooner or later.

[knightime]

living the american dream
all them pioneers would be fucking proud
shed a single manly tear in their graves

[restitchtime]

Finally, I'm proving a worthy successor to my Texan heritage. I've been waiting for this day.

[knightime]

the cowboys rejoice into the sunset
life is complete

[restitchtime]

Yippie ki yay, motherfucker.