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[knightime]

man
what the ever loving fuck was that???
alright
thanks so much shitty tower
i wanted to see earth as a desolate shithole
forget the fact that it shouldnt have even existed
and i was bored out of my skull
ugh
whatever
im back
got a little lost and went by the ruins of earth
etc
worst roadtrip
the radio kept playing bruno mars on repeat
the ac was busted
i have sand in places i didnt think it could get to
the scenery kind of sucked
considering there was none
what i miss???

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[knightime]

oh hey
soz man
i wasnt expecting to get sent back to some fake ass desolate earth for like
however long i was gone
i lost track of time
i can make up for that shit now
im here and my body is ready for everything

[notagiraffe]

Was it fake? How do you know? Sorry... I am sure it was but...

[knightime]

because where i come from
earth kind of got really intimate with some meteors
like way too intimate
couldnt handle that shit
bleep
cue in dramatic explosion

[notagiraffe]

So your world really did end?

[knightime]

it got a little too friendly with some meteors
but i guess
this place is really
trying to sell us on the whole
we saved you shtick

[notagiraffe]

Yes... I guess they want us to be thankful to them... But... if your world did end... maybe the others did as well...

[knightime]

i dont know
but ive always thought it was a load of crap anyways

[notagiraffe]

Yes, I'm not sure... When Keiki was here he said he didn't think we could even exist if our kingdoms were completely destroyed... because there would be no use for us... So I don't think my world was really destroyed...

[knightime]

they just want us to think
this is all we got
excepts its a load of bs
so dont even worry about it
so we still up for tag or some shit???

[notagiraffe]

Okay... I'll try not to. [But he will, because Taiki worries a lot.] I would like that yes...

[knightime]

pretty sure tag
needs more than two people
but we can like
plan a day for it and invite everyone
then
idk
just chill
some of the floors here arent so bad

[notagiraffe]

That would be nice, I'm sure everyone would like to play a game that is actually fun... Sanshi and Gohran can join in as well, Sanshi is really good at tag.

[Ever played tag with demons Dave?]

[knightime]

okay
this might be a dumb question
who is sanshi and gohran???
i mean its cool if we have more people to play this with
but i dont think ive ever seen those names ever

[notagiraffe]

Oh... Sorry... They are my shirei... that is... they are demons... who protect me... they are my friends and really nice... they live in my shadow...

[knightime]

thats surprising
usually when someone says demons
it isnt friendly and nice
no offense to your pals
sounds like youre in good hands
sure
they can play
no discrimination here

[notagiraffe]

Youma aren't nice but... when a Kirin binds them they make a pact and bring them to the light in an exchange...

They like playing though, Sanshi is the best tagger!

[knightime]

that went right over my head
the more i know but ok
they can play though
seems like an asshole thing to do not letting them at least

[notagiraffe]

Oh... sorry... I just meant they agree to be good and serve a Kirin... and in exchange they get to eat us when we die.

I am glad they can play, they will be happy... I can ask Ventus and Eridan as well if they want to, they are my roommates.

[knightime]

wow that suddenly went
incredibly morbid
holy shit
if you want
just ask
im cool with anyone as long as they arent a teddy bear
yes my prejudice for stupid stuffed animals is showing
welp

[notagiraffe]

Oh... I'm sorry... I forgot...

[That such things sounded strange to humans, that once it had scared him because now it seemed almost normal.]

No teddy bears, promise.

[knightime]

i guess thats normal for you guys
cool
im pretty sure lalonde would go crazy to hear about this shit but whatever
good
because i still hate the one sitting in my trunk
stupid piece of shit

[notagiraffe]

Who is Lalonde? Are they your friend?

Yes... mine is in my trunk as well, I don't like seeing it.

[knightime]

yeah
we have some pretty intense history together
and shes kind of a flighty bitch at times
but were friends

[notagiraffe]

Is she here? Your friend I mean?

[knightime]

yeah
i think
shes pretty elusive when she wants to be
but shes around