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[knightime]

man
what the ever loving fuck was that???
alright
thanks so much shitty tower
i wanted to see earth as a desolate shithole
forget the fact that it shouldnt have even existed
and i was bored out of my skull
ugh
whatever
im back
got a little lost and went by the ruins of earth
etc
worst roadtrip
the radio kept playing bruno mars on repeat
the ac was busted
i have sand in places i didnt think it could get to
the scenery kind of sucked
considering there was none
what i miss???

Comments

[knightime]

I get it man. No birthday cakes. But seriously. Some rad decorations that scream John Egbert and birthday should be a thing. [Do not assign decorating duty to Dave. You are asking for paper penises to be hung all over the ceiling. Also all the SBaHJ references that can happen.]

Food also. That's how birthday parties work right? Food, music, and decorations. [Dave has no idea what he's doing.]

[windykind]

Oh yeah. I trust you, Dave. You've got this all figured out. Food, decorations, music. [Joh cracks his knuckles, grinning.] Let's get to work.

[knightime]

We can just raid the kitchen before the party. But where do we get decorations? [He'll be jacking whatever sound equipment he can get, so whatever. Might as well steal everything for this birthday. It's not like the tower cares.]