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[knightime]

man
what the ever loving fuck was that???
alright
thanks so much shitty tower
i wanted to see earth as a desolate shithole
forget the fact that it shouldnt have even existed
and i was bored out of my skull
ugh
whatever
im back
got a little lost and went by the ruins of earth
etc
worst roadtrip
the radio kept playing bruno mars on repeat
the ac was busted
i have sand in places i didnt think it could get to
the scenery kind of sucked
considering there was none
what i miss???

Comments

[tortileghostwriter]

consider yourself fortunate strider its an absolutely abhorrent wreck
what a terrifying image
what maddening vistas of reality you have opened before me
vistas composed entirely of iridescent dicks

yes let us thank goodness for small favors for that much

[knightime]

sorry bro
cant unsee
youll dream of terrifying sparkle peens for the rest of your life
sparkling peens and creepy werewolves trying to shag you
then your daughter or son
nightmare fuel for any concerned parent

im not so lucky
egbert sure knows how to fall for the worst b rate movies