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[ofdewandglass]

)(ello! I'm Feferi! Feferi Peixes. So, as you can probubbly guess from t)(e conc)(fused tone of voice, I just woke up )(ere.

So w)(at is t)(e deal wit)( not being able to move w)(en you wake up? T)(at was glubbing scary! I mean, it takes a lot to scare me like t)(at, but t)(is did it. PL-EAS-E tell me t)(at doesn't )(appen every time you fall asleep?

I'm curious about t)(is collar, too, but I t)(ink I can live wit)( it. Unless it's t)(e reason I woke up all frozen. In w)(ic)( case, I would R-E--ELY like to get it off me.

O)( cod, )(ere I am carping on about otter t)(ings w)(en I forgot t)(e most important one! Is t)(ere anyguppy else from Alternia )(ere? I know t)(ere's probably not a w)(ole lot of it left, but I reely want to be s)(ore everybubbly is all rig)(t.

[ooc: translated - Hello! I'm Feferi! Feferi Peixes. So, as you can probably guess from the confused tone of voice, I just woke up here.

So what is the deal with not being able to move when you wake up? That was glubbing scary! I mean, it takes a lot to scare me like that, but this did it. PLEASE tell me that doesn't happen every time you fall asleep?

I'm curious about this collar, too, but I think I can live with it. Unless it's the reason I woke up all frozen. In which case, I would really like to get it off me.

Oh cod, here I am carping on about otter things when I forgot the most important one! Is there anybody else from Alternia here? I know there's probably not a whole lot of it left, but I really want to be sure everybody is all right.]

Comments

[ofdewandglass]

)(i Terezi! 38)

Yea)(, I've )(eard t)(at. I t)(ink I'm from t)(e main timeline, but I don't know for s)(ore. T)(e last t)(ing I remember is taking a nap in Gamzee's )(orn pile.

W)(en you say weird, )(ow weird are we talking?

[scalemate]

TH3R3 1S 4 T34L V3RS1ON OF YOU TH4TS CR4ZY 4ND L1K3S TO K1LL P3OPL3
4ND 4 C3RUL34N K4RK4T 4ND 4 Y3LLOW 3QU1US

[ofdewandglass]

Wait. W)(at --EV--EN? T--EAL M---E W)(O KRILLS P-EOPL---E?

[scalemate]

YUP!
SH3 H4S 4 MO1R41L NOW THOUGH

[ofdewandglass]

T)(at's a relief. I )(ope t)(at keeps )(er from pirouetting off t)(e )(andle.

[scalemate]

M3 TOO!
1T 1SNT L1K3 W3 N33D 4NYON3 3LS3 TO K1LL US H3R3

[ofdewandglass]

Yea)(, t)(at's a t)(ing I )(ave )(eard t)(at )(appens. A lot. It )(as to suck.

[scalemate]

YOU K1ND OF G3T US3D TO 1T!

[chronomancer]

can you
Please
shut up an stop slanderin people
my moirail in particular
thatd be real nice a you

[scalemate]

YOU M34N L1B3L
SL4ND3R 1S SPOK3N >:]
1N 4NY C4S3, N31TH3R OF THOS3 WORDS 4PPLY B3C4US3 1 4M T3LL1NG TH3 TRUTH!

[chronomancer]

either or
shut the fuck up pyrope

[scalemate]

OH Y3S 3XCUS3 M3
1 W1LL N3V3R W4RN 4 FR13ND OF POSS1BL3 D4NG3R 4G41N!
JUST B3C4US3 SH3S YOUR MO1R41L NOW DO3SNT M4G1C4LLY 4BSOLV3 H3R OF MURD3R

[chronomancer]

you Really dont knoww wwhat the fuck youre talkin about
drop it

TOO MUCH JADE

[scalemate]

[Terezi is a know-it-all though Eridan.]

1 KNOW 3NOUGH
4ND F3F3R1 D3S3RV3S 4 W4RN1NG

slowclap.gif the cleverest of puns

[chronomancer]

no
you really fuckin dont
im serious here, pyrope
Drop It
you gavve her the "wwarnin"
shut the fuck up already

[scalemate]

1M NOT 4NNOUNC1NG 1T TO TH3 3NT1R3 TOW3R
J3GUS 4R3 YOU STUP1D
WHY DONT YOU SHUT TH3 FUCK UP 4ND L34V3 OUR CONV3RS4T1ON 4LON3?

[chronomancer]

oh
im sorry
do you wwant a fuckin medal for not doin that?
fuck this
im out a here
but i mean it, pyrope
Leave It Be

[scalemate]

H4H4H4
L83R 4MPOR4!

[Now she's just fucking with him tbh.]

[Private]

[caliginous]

I'M ONLY GOING TO SAY THIS ONCE.
8ECAUSE YOU SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH.
8ACK THE FUCK OFF HER, AMPORA, OR I'LL FIND YOU AGAIN.

LOOK, WE GET IT.
YOU'RE PALE AND ALL THAT SAPPY SHIT.
8UT THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT SHE'S DANGEROUS.

[Private]

[chronomancer]

fuck you, vvantas
you aint cowwerin me
not about this
you havve no fuckin idea wwhat wwent on
an it aint mine to tell either
but lets be fuckin realistic noww
wwere All fuckin dangerous
case in point
a certain fuckin arrogant cerulean wwho thinks he knowws wwhat the fuck hes talkin about
an like that certain fuckin idiot
shes not dangerous unprovvoked
contrary to wwhat pyropes so gleefully implyin
shes not goin around cullin trolls for the hell a it
so yeah
wwere pale an shit
leavve my fuckin moirail alone
or She wwont be the one youll havve to wworry about

[Private]

[caliginous]

I DON'T GIVE A PRECIOUS FLYING FUCK WHAT WENT ON.
SHE KILLED ME TWICE, YOU STUPID WINDOWLICKER.
NOT ONCE.
TWICE.
WHERE WERE YOU THEN, ACE????????
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED WHILE YOU WERE SKIPPING AROUND WITH STRIDER?
BEFORE THIS SHITHOLE UPROOTED ALL OF US?

........
FUCK.
I'M PLANT PUNNING.
KAJLSDHASDFILHADJNXCMASD

ANYWAY.
DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT BEING PALE UNTIL YOU CAN DO YOUR GOD DAMN JOB.

[Private]

[chronomancer]

[He's being obtuse on purpose.]

howw the fuck does Anyone kill you twwice, vvantas?
oh just
wwhat the fuck evver
you knoww jackshit about my job, wwhat it entitles an howw wwell i do it
last fuckin wwarnin
drop it
or ill Make you

[Private]

[caliginous]

WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME, SIR HERO OF TIME?
I 8N'T AFRAID OF YOU, AMPORA.
YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT GONNA WIN THAT FIGHT, SO DON'T BOTHER TRYING.
ALL I KNOW IS THAT WHILE THE REST OF US WERE GETTING SKEWERED BY PEIXES, YOU WERE OFF IN GOD DAMN NARNIA DOING WHO KNOWS WHAT.
SO FUCKING EXCUSE ME IF I'M NOT SYMPATHETIC TO YOUR PLAYER PROBLEMS.

[Private]

[chronomancer]

oh
you wwant my professional diagnosis?
you are a grubfuckin wwaste a space an managed to fuck shit up for evveryone else
Yet
A
Fuckin
Gain

but thats just from my experience

you knoww jackshit, vvantas
evven less than youd like to think
but it aint my problem
i aint tellin you shit
you dont deservve to knoww
ungrateful grubfuckin highblood nookstain

[Private]

[caliginous]

I TOLD YOU, ERIDAN.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK OF ME.
I'M THE GIFT THE UNIVERSE GAVE TO YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE TO KEEP YOUR SORRY NOOKS IN LINE.
I MIGHT BE ALL OF THOSE THINGS YOU MENTIONED BUT I TOOK CARE OF EVERYTHING I NEEDED TO TAKE CARE OF.
MY ONLY FUCKUP WAS LETTING YOU RUN OFF ON YOUR OWN AND LEAVING PEIXES BY HERSELF DURING THE GAME.
BECAUSE I WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO THINK THAT YOU WERE BIG BOYS AND GIRLS AND THAT YOU COULD TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES.
AND MAYBE BECAUSE I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION.
MAYBE A LITTLE BIT OF THAT TOO.
BUT I WON'T MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN.

IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO THIS PALE THING WITH FEFERI, THEN FUCKING DO IT.
AND DON'T SCREW UP AGAIN.
I'M TIRED OF DYING.
BUT MY BASIC POINT HERE WAS........

IF YOU *EVER* THREATEN TEREZI AGAIN, I'LL MAKE SURE YOU REGRET IT.