[anonymous text]

[nodeviations]

I am a new arrival, however I've read through several pages of the data here. I am attempting to skip many common questions, however I apologize if I require clarification.

My world could not have been destroyed without the proper causation. I will assume nobody has bought this poor-excuse of a cover story, so this leads us move on to more pressing concerns.

What is available here, what do we have access to, and what are we limited on?
What have people tried and failed to do?
Are there any legends or rumors anyone has heard about this place specifically?

I will also assume this is being monitored to some degree, so I would like to criticize our captor's sloppy worksmanship. Honestly, this is amateur kidnapping at best. You should be embarrassed.

Comments

[deathboss]

Let's not talk about rumors, baby! The less rumors about this place, the better Michel feels.

still anonymous

[nodeviations]

[...oh my god do you know what you're doing to his eyes, geez rude!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

I'm afraid I disagree. I have had several 'rumors' lead to valid information. History often begins as a myth, and the only bad information is withheld information.

Now, why would you be so offput by my question, hm?

[deathboss]

[Like he cares]

...Michel's not gonna comment on that. For all he knows, this might be some sort of trap.

[nodeviations]

Ah- so, you are friends with that other one. Both of you seemed to have akin reactions to my third question. Now, you're concerned this is a trap.

Are you sure you would rather not tell me? I'll figure it out eventually, you know. You may save yourself some trouble by being up front.

[deathboss]

Maybe you will, but Michel would rather know who he's speaking with if he's gonna tell you anything! ~~♥

[nodeviations]

[...seriously you are maiming his eyes.]

Most people would. I'm afraid you may not have that luxury forever, considering where we are. Our kidnappers, at the very least, seem just as unlikely to divulge their personal information.

I am taking a page from their book, so to speak.

[vvvroom]

.........

who let you near a computer

[deathboss]

Why, the most beautiful, amazing person in this tower of course...myself!

[vvvroom]

how long did it take you to figure out where the "on" button was?

[deathboss]

...you are such a shithead, Ta-chan.

[vvvroom]

okay i admit that was pretty mean.

i'm sorry.

let's talk about the text you are using instead.

seriously what even happened here????

[deathboss]

[Wait your are apologizing that's new.]

One of the tower's ladies, Minami-kun, taught me how to change colors!

[> You impart your (admittedly limited) knowledge about fonts and sizes to Tatsuya.]