nodeviations: (unsure how to progress)
Jay the Unseen ([personal profile] nodeviations) wrote in [community profile] animus_network2012-05-15 01:20 am

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I am a new arrival, however I've read through several pages of the data here. I am attempting to skip many common questions, however I apologize if I require clarification.

My world could not have been destroyed without the proper causation. I will assume nobody has bought this poor-excuse of a cover story, so this leads us move on to more pressing concerns.
What is available here, what do we have access to, and what are we limited on?
What have people tried and failed to do?
Are there any legends or rumors anyone has heard about this place specifically?
I will also assume this is being monitored to some degree, so I would like to criticize our captor's sloppy worksmanship. Honestly, this is amateur kidnapping at best. You should be embarrassed.
dragonspooker: (WHO ARE YOU CALLING "FLAT-CHESTED"?!)

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[personal profile] dragonspooker 2012-05-17 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
HEY.
HEY.

WHAT'S WITH THE CRAPPY FOOD THIS MONTH YOU JERKS?!

HOW'S A GIRL SUPPOSED TO LIVE ON THESE STUPID LITTLE BRICKS AND WATER?!
animusnpcs: (Jason)

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[personal profile] animusnpcs 2012-05-17 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
The nutrition bars provide all of your required nourishment. You don't really need anything else.
dragonspooker: (Don't get in my way!)

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[personal profile] dragonspooker 2012-05-17 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT I NEED IS REAL FOOD, NOT THESE THINGS! THEY TASTE TERRIBLE!
animusnpcs: (Jason)

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[personal profile] animusnpcs 2012-05-17 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
You want real food; you don't require it.
midgarhorizon: ((Monument Taunting) This can't be...)

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[personal profile] midgarhorizon 2012-05-17 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Nobody is so busy that they can't come up with a decent cafeteria menu, come on.

I don't buy that "you don't require real food" bullshit. If we didn't require it we wouldn't eat it.
animusnpcs: (Jason)

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[personal profile] animusnpcs 2012-05-17 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
None of you have starved to death yet, have you? You're getting the required nutrition and that's what matters.
midgarhorizon: ((Fanart) Facepalm)

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[personal profile] midgarhorizon 2012-05-17 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Never heard of quality of life, huh?
midgarhorizon: ((Fanart) Enjoyment)

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[personal profile] midgarhorizon 2012-05-17 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Forgot the part about being happy there.
animusnpcs: (Jason)

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[personal profile] animusnpcs 2012-05-17 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
That's not my concern.
midgarhorizon: ((CC) Glaring)

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[personal profile] midgarhorizon 2012-05-17 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, you people brought us here, don't make promises you can't keep.
animusnpcs: (Jason)

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[personal profile] animusnpcs 2012-05-17 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
We saved you from dying with the rest of your universe, we didn't make promises.
dragonspooker: (/headdesk)

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[personal profile] dragonspooker 2012-05-17 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
No, I need it so I can properly cast spells! How am I supposed to defend myself against the nasty little surprises in this hell-tower, or the lunatics here if I don't have enough food in me to fuel my magic, smart guy?!
animusnpcs: (Jason)

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[personal profile] animusnpcs 2012-05-17 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
There's always the restaurant, you know.
deathboss: (Angry - Ef you GINKO!)

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[personal profile] deathboss 2012-05-17 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
THE RESTAURANT ASKS YOU TO GO ON A TREASURE HUNT TO EAT AND IF YOU FAIL IT TAKES SOMETHING FROM YOU! THAT AIN'T A CHOICE!
animusnpcs: (Jason)

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[personal profile] animusnpcs 2012-05-17 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
It certainly is a choice, even if it's one you're not willing to make.
dragonspooker: (LINA SMASH WITH CHAIR)

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[personal profile] dragonspooker 2012-05-17 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Lina Inverse does not play SCAVENGER HUNTS to get a decent meal!
worldrestored: (Wordless at this)

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[personal profile] worldrestored 2012-05-17 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[He hasn't used a 'real' computer since Conception (that isn't a set of spinning drums), but he has no problem doing so when need be. He reads the few other posts before posting his own.]

But Tokyo was already getting restored by Kagutsuchi before I showed up here. I don't understand.
animusnpcs: (Jason)

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[personal profile] animusnpcs 2012-05-17 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
I can show you the feed of the current status of your world if you want.