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[cancerousnubs.livejournal.com]

SO I'VE BEEN READING THE BACKLOGS ON THIS SAD EXCUSE FOR A NETWORK AND I THINK IT BEARS REPEATING HOW FUCKING MORONIC OUR CAPTORS MUST BE, CONSIDERING MY WORLD WAS ALREADY DESTROYED AND I'VE BEEN LIVING ON A SPACE ROCK FOR AN INDETERMINABLE AMOUNT OF TIME.

WAS THE ASTEROID SMASHED BY ANOTHER ASTEROID? HI-FUCKING-LARIOUS.

BECAUSE OUR SITUATION IS UNBELIEVABLY STUPID AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHO'S ALIVE ANYMORE OR WHO'S BEEN VIOLENTLY MURDERED, AS YOUR GOG DAMN FUCKING LEADER, I WANT ALL SANE TROLLS HERE TO REPORT IN.

I KNOW YOU'RE HERE.

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[pineandmaple.livejournal.com]

You're the leader of the trolls? I didn't realize they had one. It's nice to meet you. [Cheerfulness in the face of rage]

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[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

Y R U SHOUTING!!!

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[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

BIG LETTERS MEANS SHOUTING

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[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

SO UR ALWAYS MAD??

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[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

I LIKE BEING LOUD N THATS A BAD WORD!!

[salamancer.livejournal.com]

[pchaaair]

uHHH,
hI kARKAT,

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[grimauxilatrix.livejournal.com]

[cancerousnubs.livejournal.com]

[Well, Mr. White Text Guy did tell him not to turn his back on the body...

...oh yeah, the humans.]

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[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

I BET I CAN B LOUDER!!!

NUH UH ITS A BAD WORD!!

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[pineandmaple.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry I neglected to introduce myself. I'm Canada. They mostly seem quite nice, if a bit eccentric.

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

THIS ISNT A TEST ITSA GAME DUMMY!

EVERYONE!!

[grimauxilatrix.livejournal.com]

[salamancer.livejournal.com]

[It's possible she might very well be smirking at this moment.]

[pchaaair]

uHH, tHANKS, i GUESS,

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as he's quietly RAEGTYPING in the library

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[pineandmaple.livejournal.com]

It's the one I was given. Nepeta named me Madlin if that's easier. It's nice to meet you Karkat.

If I had a method of leaving, I would have surely told you before? And would not be here myself. But I suppose that is a natural question.

[grimauxilatrix.livejournal.com]

Mols is never quiet 8D

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

U HAVE HORNS 2?

SO COOL!!

R THEY BIG LIKE TAVROS???

JUST CUZ U HAV HORNS DONT MEAN U CAN CUSS!!

I DUNNO WAT NOOK-SNIFFINF IS OR N IMBECILE BUT IM NOT EITHER!!!

N I DONT ALWAYS LISEN!

LKSJDLSF

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[pchaaair]

oH, i GUESS THAT, tHAT MAKES SENSE,
uM,
hOW MANY TROLLS DO YOU HAVE ON THAT LIST, nOW,

|DDD

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

SCREAM HOLE IS MY MOUTH RITE??

ITS NOT OPEN!!

IS HORN SIZE PERSONAL?? OR DO U NOT LIKE URS? R THEY TINY?

HI IM MOLLY HAYES
NOW U NO ME!! :D

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[furrociously.livejournal.com]

sorry about the delay ): if you'd rather not tag back i'm alright with that!

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