SO I'VE BEEN READING THE BACKLOGS ON THIS SAD EXCUSE FOR A NETWORK AND I THINK IT BEARS REPEATING HOW FUCKING MORONIC OUR CAPTORS MUST BE, CONSIDERING MY WORLD WAS ALREADY DESTROYED AND I'VE BEEN LIVING ON A SPACE ROCK FOR AN INDETERMINABLE AMOUNT OF TIME.
WAS THE ASTEROID SMASHED BY ANOTHER ASTEROID? HI-FUCKING-LARIOUS.
BECAUSE OUR SITUATION IS UNBELIEVABLY STUPID AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHO'S ALIVE ANYMORE OR WHO'S BEEN VIOLENTLY MURDERED, AS YOUR GOG DAMN FUCKING LEADER, I WANT ALL SANE TROLLS HERE TO REPORT IN.
I KNOW YOU'RE HERE.
WAS THE ASTEROID SMASHED BY ANOTHER ASTEROID? HI-FUCKING-LARIOUS.
BECAUSE OUR SITUATION IS UNBELIEVABLY STUPID AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHO'S ALIVE ANYMORE OR WHO'S BEEN VIOLENTLY MURDERED, AS YOUR GOG DAMN FUCKING LEADER, I WANT ALL SANE TROLLS HERE TO REPORT IN.
I KNOW YOU'RE HERE.
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