[identity profile] champagnedelis.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Excellent! If she appears, she will call herself England, remember that!

[identity profile] champagnedelis.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, yes she is. The one who caused so much trouble for Amelia when she was a child!

[identity profile] champagnedelis.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
You will help me protect the children from this witch, yes???

[identity profile] champagnedelis.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I knew I could count on you!

[identity profile] champagnedelis.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Not that I can think of right now, but I will let you know if I think of one!






Oh wait! Beware of Italian women. If you don't throw salt at them, they sometimes come after you and try to suck your soul out.

[identity profile] champagnedelis.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Sometimes they can be nice.... But then they turn around and try to eat your soul while you are unaware of their diabolical plots!

Beware

[identity profile] champagnedelis.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You do that!








Oh, and beware of her heels when you throw the salt. Those things could take an eye out.

[identity profile] champagnedelis.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Better safe than sorry though, non?

[identity profile] champagnedelis.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I will keep you posted if I think of any.

[identity profile] misstates.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
dont eat england's scones you will regret it

[identity profile] misstates.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
... no but you will be on the toilet for a long time

[identity profile] misstates.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
imagine the worst thing you ever ate





its so much worse than that

[identity profile] champagnedelis.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
100 times worse.