[006 ★ voice] backdated to yesterday

[guiltapalooza]

I've been thinking about what to do about the giant spider everyone's been getting eaten by lately, and I think I came up with something. I'm going to ask the admins to get rid of it in the suggestion box. They keep saying they want to help us, so they should put their money where their mouth is.

To anyone that was wondering what it is, someone posted saying it was a lusus? Which is like a big animal thing that acts as a guardian for a troll. Not that that explains why it was eating people, which brings me around to--

Okay, I hardly know you, but Vriska Serket, what the heck where you thinking?! If it's your lusus, you can't exactly have missed what was going on! How could you just let it eat people? I don't care if they came back, it still ate them.

Are all of you that got attacked okay?

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[ofdewandglass]

This place does a good enough job throwing us onto the crazy train that I definitely don't want to jump on myself. No sense in wasting the energy.

Is everyone else all right?

As for Vriska, she was never the calmest troll in the world. She always wanted to be the center of attention, play the hero, play the villain if she couldn't play the hero. I don't think she's evil, deep down, but she has problems figuring out how to get the good kind of attention without doing bad things to do it.

[guiltapalooza]

Yeah, especially since sometimes the crazy train only goes one way, and the last stop is Murderous Grandstanding Supervillain City.

I think so. It seems like they all came back alright, if they were posting about it. I just didn't realize there were this many victims until people started responding to me.

... [A faint sigh.] Funny how uncommon actual evil is. I hope we can figure something out-- you know, that doesn't involve attacking each other. That would be great.

[ofdewandglass]

Which is the last place any sane person wants to wind up.

[Feferi sighs with relief.]

That's a relief. I mean, nobody wants to be a spider's dinner, but at least there hasn't been any major damage, aside from the acrophobia from hell.

Yeah, you can say that again. I mean, if it's her lusus, it has to eat, but maybe she can feed it monsters or something besides people? It sucks, but that's the best option I can come up with.

[guiltapalooza]

Yeah. I'd be a lot less calm about this if death weren't what it is, here. Not that it isn't still-- horrifying.

It'd be worth trying. I might be able to come up with something if I had enough time, but I don't feel like I can sit around figuring it out when it's already killed so many. I just... wish she'd said something. I don't like thinking about getting rid of someone's mom.