[006 ★ voice] backdated to yesterday

[guiltapalooza]

I've been thinking about what to do about the giant spider everyone's been getting eaten by lately, and I think I came up with something. I'm going to ask the admins to get rid of it in the suggestion box. They keep saying they want to help us, so they should put their money where their mouth is.

To anyone that was wondering what it is, someone posted saying it was a lusus? Which is like a big animal thing that acts as a guardian for a troll. Not that that explains why it was eating people, which brings me around to--

Okay, I hardly know you, but Vriska Serket, what the heck where you thinking?! If it's your lusus, you can't exactly have missed what was going on! How could you just let it eat people? I don't care if they came back, it still ate them.

Are all of you that got attacked okay?

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[hystericull]

[This face.]

busy

[papshooshing]

DON'T CARE.
GET YOUR SAGGY SHAME GLOBES OVER HERE.
*I* NEED YOU, DUMBASS.

[hystericull]

GIVE ME
a
MOTHERFUCKING
second

[papshooshing]

IN A SECOND I MIGHT BE DEAD, HYPERVENTILATING ON THE FLOOR.
DO YOU WANT THAT?
BECAUSE THAT'S CERTAINLY SOMETHING THAT MIGHT VERY WELL BE HAPPENING.

[hystericull]

YOU WOULDN'T BE ALL GETTING YOUR FUCKING CRAZYWHEEZE ON
if you were motherfucking dead
NO SHIT OF A MOTHERFUCKER'S THAT'S ALL WENT TO BE KICKED IN THIS MOTHER FUCKING BITCH NEVER STAYS FUCKIN KICKED NEITHER
so calm them fuckin nubs, brother
AND LET ME TELL THIS BITCH THE FUCK OFF

[papshooshing]

YOU ALSO NEED TO CALM DOWN.
SHE'S JUST A SHITTY HUMAN THING.
WHAT DOES SHE REALLY KNOW?

[hystericull]

she don't know motherfucking shit
MAKE A MOTHERFUCKER WANT TO SEW HER HERETICAL MOTHER FUCKING LIPS THE FUCK UP
is what all it fuckin do
MAKE HER MOTHER FUCKING TEAR HER FLAP OPEN IF ALL SHE BE WANTING TO MOTHER FUCKING SPEAK AGAIN

[papshooshing]

SHHH, SHHH.
I KNOW, BELIEVE ME I KNOW.
BUT YOU AND I BOTH KNOW IT WON'T TO YOU ANY GOOD STARTING SHIT.
YOU'RE A HIGHBLOOD, RIGHT?
FORGET ABOUT THE SQUISHY HUMAN. SHE AIN'T WORTH YOUR CLUBS.

[hystericull]

sure as motherfucking tits she all fuckin ain't.
BUT IT'S ALL CHILL, MY BROTHER.
this motherfucker's gonna peace the fuck out.
SMASH THIS MOTHER FUCKING SCREEN AND BE UP AT A CHILL ZONE WITH YOU IN NO MOTHERFUCKING TIME.
so don't get up to havin them fuckin air sacs all overworked and shit what's like that all is.
DON'T MOTHER FUCKING EXPIRE ON A BROTHER BEFORE HE GETS ALL TO BE WHERE YOU'RE MOTHERFUCKIN AT.
hahahahaha.
HONK.

[papshooshing]

YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK THE HUSKTOP?
REALLY?

[hystericull]

DIDN'T MUCH FUCKIN LIKE THIS CONVERSATION.
the fuck else can a motherfucker all do besides trash the fuck out of it?

[papshooshing]

I SAY GO FOR IT.

[hystericull]

PALE KNOWS MOTHERFUCKING BEST. >:o)

[Excuse him as he tries thoroughly destroying the terminal. However, it seems to be severely resistant to his efforts. Damn Tower magics. He gets a good deal of pent-up energy out of his system because of it, however, even if it gives him bloody knuckles. Hey, at least it seems he can do a little damage to the stool he was sitting on!]