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This post, if people would like to utilize it, can be used to quickly meet up with those you were separated or stranded from during the previous month, as well as ensuring one another of your safety.

This will help ensure that we have one place to check for such correspondences, and will not flood the network with an overabundance of the same sentiment.

You're free to utilize your own means, of course- I simply figured this would be a useful tool, after all that has happened.

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[givesyouaboner]

Ah, yes. I've heard a couple things about the way things are run here.
Experiments and the like.
How much of a watchful eye do they keep, typically speaking?

1/2

[hystericull]

[hystericull]

YoU SeE ThEm, ToO?

i made unnatural noises

[givesyouaboner]

Let's just say that I've only just arrived and I'm not one to discount anything.

HE'S A LITTLE WEIRDED OUT ATM I'M SORRY

[hystericull]

PuT ThEm bRoThErS In mY SkUlL, tHeY AlL DiD
MaDe eM LoOk oN In tHiS MoThErFuCkEr wItH ThE HaRsHeSt oF MoThErFuCkInG CoNtEmPtS
BuT ThEy aLl wErE A FuCkIn sHaM
AlL MoThErFuCkInG FaKe, My oRaNgE-TeXtEd mOtHeRfUcKeR
DoN'T FoR OnE HoT FuCkIn bEaT Be tO BeLiEvInG ThEy aLl bE ThE ReAl dEaLs

DoN'T LeT ThEiR CrAzY RiNgLeAdEr tAkE YoUr mOtHeRfUcKiNg sKiN, nEiThEr
DoN'T LeT ThEm, BrOtHeR
hOnK

ahaha no worries |D

[givesyouaboner]

All right.
I'll definitely keep that in mind. Considering me completely ignorant on everything, what exactly do I need to know about them?
What would you recommend doing to prevent them from infiltrating?

[hystericull]

ThE DuDeS WiLl cOmE FoR YoU
YoU'Ll fUcKiN KnOw tHeM MoThErFuCkErS WhEn aLl yOu gEt tO SeTtIn sTuBs oN ThEm
ThEy aLl bE WaNtInG To, LiKe, TaKe a bRo tO ThE CrAzY OlDy-tImE TrAnSpOrTaLiZeR
OnCe tHeY'Re aLl tO StIcKiNg yOuR FuCkIn sElF In tHaT MeTaL BoX
A MoThErFuCkEr cAn bE CoNsIdErInG WhAt hE AbOuT To aLl gEt hIs mOtHeRfUcKiNg hOrNs hAnDeD At hIm

WhEn yOu aLl sEe oN ThEm bItChEs
YoU PeAcE OuT LiKe wHaT'S YoU AlL NeVeR DoNe bEfOrE
StEp tHe mOtHeRfUcK OfF LiKe yOu aLl gOt fEeT MaDe oUt oF FuCkInG NiNjAs
YoU MoThErFuCkIn fEeL Me, BrOtHeR?

[givesyouaboner]

Yes, I understand quite well.
This information will certainly prove to be pertinent in the foreseeable future; I can't assume that I'll be able to scrape by without contact with any of them, after all.

On a side note, you mentioned horns.
Are you a troll?

[hystericull]

FuCkIn gOt tHaT WiCkEd sHiT AlL On lOcK, mOtHeRfUcKeR
DoN'T ThInK I EvEr uP AnD AlL WaS To bE GeTtInG My fUcKiN MeEt aNd gReEt oN In yOu wHaT'S NeVeR BeFoRe
YoU OnE Of tHeM FlIpPy fLoPpY TrOlLs lIkE WhAt aLl i'vE BeEn aLwAyS SeEiN SiNcE I GoT At tHiS PlAcE?

[givesyouaboner]

You're correct, we haven't met prior to this.
You could so as far as to say I'm a n00b.
I'm not sure what you mean by that description.
I am most certainly not a troll. I'm human.

[hystericull]

Oh, AnOtHeR OnE Of tHeM PiNk bRoThErS
ThAt's aLl mOtHeRfUcKiN ChIlL, tOo, I GuEsS

[He was beginning to... relax. Yeah. Just distract yourself with the network and the orange human. It's all good!]

NeVeR KnEw sO MaNy oF YoU MoThErFuCkErS WeRe aLl eXiStInG In tHe fUcKiN UnIvErSe
ShIt's mOtHeRfUcKiN CrAzY, dOg!

[givesyouaboner]

Isn't it.
If circumstances were different, I'd be surprised as well.

I haven't been around so many other humans either.
It's a strange concept, really.