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This post, if people would like to utilize it, can be used to quickly meet up with those you were separated or stranded from during the previous month, as well as ensuring one another of your safety.

This will help ensure that we have one place to check for such correspondences, and will not flood the network with an overabundance of the same sentiment.

You're free to utilize your own means, of course- I simply figured this would be a useful tool, after all that has happened.

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[fallen_stage]

A pink and a green moon, I see. I suppose most planets that have moons have their own poetry for them. For example, my planet has a red moon and a blue one. There's all sorts of mythology about the waxing and waning of each.

[Even if the red one is a borrowed moon. No need to confuse the poor boy.]

I particularly love nights when both are full. It's really something to see, that double moonlight on the water, making the night almost as bright as twilight. One can even read clearly from it!

[hystericull]

[Dude it's fine he's in a perpetual state of confusion.]

WhOaAaA YoU AlL GoT DoUbLe fUnKy mOtHeRfUcKiN CoLoReD DoPe aSs mOoNs tOo
PrEtTy sUrE On tHiNkIn tHaT ThIs mOtHeRfUcKeR I AlL KnOw wOuLd bE GeTtIn hIs sHiT FlIpPeD AlL OuT If hE AlL WeRe tO Be fUcKiN KnOwInG YoU HaD YoUrSeLf a rEd aNd bLuE OnE! :oD

[Never mind that he'd just murdered the kid he's referring to. Details!]

...yOu lIvE By tHe wAtEr, ToO, mOtHeRfUcKeR?

[fallen_stage]

You think so? Healthy, inhabitable planets seem to be able to support two moons, so I wouldn't be surprised. Is he interested in astronomy?

[Never mind that Gaia and Terra both originally had one. The tides and related life had adjusted just fine.]

My usual home is in the city of Treno, which is between the mountains and the water. I have some waterfront property myself, yes.

[hystericull]

UhHhH
It's mOrE LiKe
He's aLl iNtErEsTeD In tHiNgS ThAt bE In tWoS
AnD, uH, tHiNgS ThAt bE ReD AnD MoThErFuCkInG BlUe, I'M To bE GuEsSiNg
A MoThErFuCkEr'd bE BeTtEr aSkIn tHaT ShIt iN My bRo kArKaT
CaUsE LiKe, ReD-BlUe dUdE Is hIs bEsT FrIeNd
AnD I KiNdA DoN'T KnOw tHaT MuCh mOtHeRfUcKiN NoIsE On hIm
If wE'Re bEiN MoThErFuCkInG ReAl

ReAlLy? :oD
I AiN'T NeVeR MeT No mOtHeRfUcKeR BeFoRe wHaT'S LiVeD On tHe bIg cRaZy oCeAn lIkE WhAt's i aLl dO
Oh, Uh, DiD
DiDn't hAvE No fUcKiN LaWnRiNgMaTeS WhErE My hIvE AlL WaS, nEiThEr
GuEsS No oThEr dUdEs oR BiTcHeS LiKeD LiViN OuT ThErE BuT Me

[fallen_stage]

I suppose I must, since you can't give me a name yourself. Red and blue... a unique hobby, I must say. What sort of interests do you have?

As a matter of fact, I had a second residence that was isolated, for when the bustle of the cities became tedious rather than exciting. It was a palace in a mountain, right by a vast desert. I can't decide whether the ocean was more lovely or not. I suppose I'll never quite make up my mind about that.

[hystericull]

Oh fUcK BrO
HiS NaMe iS SoLlUx
AiN'T HoLdInG OuT No mIsInFoRmAtIoN On a mOtHeRfUcKeR Or nOtHiN

Er, WaS SoLlUx

cAuSe I

Uh

NeVeRmInD

[fallen_stage]

[Well if that wasn't a hint to drop it...]

Sollux, then. If I find him, I'll be sure to bring up the moons of my home planet.

Enough about him: what are your interests?

[When in doubt: ask them to talk about themselves. Everybody loved to do that.]

[hystericull]

[Yeah, you're not gonna find Sollux, haha. Ha... ha. Normally, Gamzee would give you an earful, but right now he was having an even harder time trying to concentrate than usual.]

uHhHhHhHh...
i, UhHhH

[Why couldn't he remember anything? God, he used to go on and on!]

fUcK, i dOn't tHiNk i bE AlL In a mOtHeRfUcKiN PlAcE To tAlK On tHaT ShIt rIgHt tHe fUcK NoW, bRoThEr. :o(

[Wait, no, this was good! A distraction!]

i MeAn, Uh
pIe
pIe iS GoOd
wE, uH
wE SpLiT OnE OnCe, RiGhT, bRoThEr?

[Yeah, he was really sucking at this right now.]

[fallen_stage]

[Oh god yes, Kuja remembered that. Not one of his better moments.]

You don't have to force yourself to continue this conversation if you're not up to it. I won't be offended.

I do recall that, yes.

[hystericull]

I AiN'T NeVeR ReAlLy bEeN A BrOtHeR To nOt aLl bE KiCkInG ThE HaRsHeSt oF VeRbAgEs wItH AnOtHeR MoThErFuCkEr wHeNeVeR He aLl bE FuCkIn aBlE To
AlWaYs dOwN To sHoOt tHe wIcKeD MoThErFuCkInG ShIt, YeAh?
BeAt tHeM CoNvErSaTiOnAlOsItIeS InTo tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG GrOuNd wItH A BrO
BuT NoW I AiN'T GoT No mAgIcAl fAiRyS WhIsPeRiN ThE TaLkY SeCrEtS In mY FuCkIn hEaR DuCtS
AiN'T GoT NoThIn lEaKiN OuT ThE MoThErFuCkIn pAn dOwN ThRoUgH My wOrD FlAp
Or i gUeSs tHrOuGh tHe mAgIc cLaCkY ClAcKy fInGeRnUbS

NeEd a bRo bUt i aIn't gOt nO WoRdS In mE, mOtHeRfUcKeR
AiN'T NeVeR HaD ThAt bEfOrE
AiN'T NeVeR HaD LoTs oF ThIs sHiT BeFoRe :o(

[fallen_stage]

For someone without words, you're certainly producing a number of them.

Not that it's surprising. All of us have been through so many trials here, you especially - no wonder you have difficulty expressing yourself! I'm sure your verbiage will return before long.