Dirk Strider (
givesyouaboner) wrote in
animus_network2012-07-02 09:56 am
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Specifically for the occupants of 2-10
[When Dirk awakens and can't move at first, he finds himself panicking. This isn't something that normally happens, so it's a huge relief when he actually is able to move. Immediately, he's able to tell he's not where he should be. His memory is a little hazy due to the fact he's still waking up, but he knows that the last thing he was doing, which certainly wasn't sleeping. Who could sleep when their home was under attack?
The letters he finds answers a few of the initial questions he has, but it leaves a billion more unanswered. His world was destroyed? Given the state it was in, he isn't surprised, but he was supposed to get into the game first. He's pretty sure this isn't it. This is horribly disconcerting, because he can't help but wonder about his friends. Did they make it to safety? Are they here?
After another few moments, he's aware he's not the only person in the room either. Well then.]
...Who are you people.
Network; open.
I'm not entirely sure what is going here, so perhaps someone can shed some light on this situation.
How is it that I've arrived here?
I'm finding the information provided by the welcoming committee highly doubtful for a multitude of reasons that I don't have time to get into at this time.
With that, I'll cut to the chase; in the off-chance that it's actually correct, that my world was destroyed, I must ask.
Does anyone know Roxy Lalonde, Jake English, Jane Crocker and their whereabouts?
[When Dirk awakens and can't move at first, he finds himself panicking. This isn't something that normally happens, so it's a huge relief when he actually is able to move. Immediately, he's able to tell he's not where he should be. His memory is a little hazy due to the fact he's still waking up, but he knows that the last thing he was doing, which certainly wasn't sleeping. Who could sleep when their home was under attack?
The letters he finds answers a few of the initial questions he has, but it leaves a billion more unanswered. His world was destroyed? Given the state it was in, he isn't surprised, but he was supposed to get into the game first. He's pretty sure this isn't it. This is horribly disconcerting, because he can't help but wonder about his friends. Did they make it to safety? Are they here?
After another few moments, he's aware he's not the only person in the room either. Well then.]
...Who are you people.
Network; open.
I'm not entirely sure what is going here, so perhaps someone can shed some light on this situation.
How is it that I've arrived here?
I'm finding the information provided by the welcoming committee highly doubtful for a multitude of reasons that I don't have time to get into at this time.
With that, I'll cut to the chase; in the off-chance that it's actually correct, that my world was destroyed, I must ask.
Does anyone know Roxy Lalonde, Jake English, Jane Crocker and their whereabouts?

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Aha. Yeah, you're totally me at fourteen.
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Fifteen.
Almost sixteen.
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Either way, you still can't pull off a hat yet.
[He pauses for a moment, looking thoughtful.]
So you've pretty much just hit the height of the smuppet phase, yeah? Well guess what? Don't listen to 'em, cuz it ain't a phase.
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[Ok, you've got his attention. ...well, as if Bro didn't have it before.]
Who is "them"? Even if someone did criticise my tastes I couldn't give a fuck.
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[He gives Dirk a shrug.]
'Them'. Society. Everybody. And I'm not saying you should give a fuck. I'm just saying, embrace the smuppets. They will make you richer than Oprah.
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Oh. Haha. Yeah, uh, "society" boils down to Lalonde and I. I can't really make a fortune off of her unless I it's pumpkins.
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[He's sounding so ironically sincere right now. But then he raises his eyebrows.]
Whatcha talking about?
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[Oh yeah, dripping with irony.]
Rox and I are all that's left, dude. There's no one else. Human, anyway.
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If only he knew what a great pun that was.]
Okay, so in all seriousness, who's Rox? The hell's going on in the future?
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Long story short? Everything went to shit four centuries ago and the Batterwitch succeeded in destroying everything. To give you a better mental image: I live in a high rise apartment in Houston that's completely surrounded by ocean.
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Sort of.]
Well you ain't from my timeline, that's for sure.
[He's sure by now he's pointing out the obvious. And it occurs to him that he should possibly say something vaguely sympathetic, but. What d'you say to that? So he just lays back on the bed, shaking his head lightly, propped up on one elbow.]
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No shit.
[He's quiet for a long time, staring at the wall before glancing back over.]
What's the world without fish aliens bent on conquering the universe like?
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Dead, apparently.
[It's evasive. It's pointing out the obvious, but it's more than that. Because it was dead even before the letters pointed that out. So it's the truth either way.]
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Because there's still a chance, however slim.]
Sburb?
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[He falls back onto his pillow and stares up at the ceiling. He doesn't know what more to say than that. All everything ever boils down to is sburb, and it pisses him off. What a fucking shitty game. God, it pisses. him. off.
But after at least a minute of silence, he breathes out a heavy sigh through his nose, a grumble rumbling deep in his throat. He's just. Irritated.]
Mind if I ask you a few questions about your future?
[The way he asks it clearly says that if Dirk doesn't wanna talk about it, he won't press.]
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Go for it.
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[Yeah, he could've phrased that in a less blunt manner, but.
He didn't.]
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I don't have any. My bro left behind enough in the apartment that I was able to get by on my own.
But that was four centuries before my time.
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Well in his defense? He hadn't. been expecting that at all. Okay. Fucking time shit. Fucking sburb fucking all the shit up. Perfectly normal people having extremely shitty upbringings just to win this stupidass game. But despite the anger he feels, there's... something else there. Affection? Maybe a little, in regards to the fact Dirk just told him he raised himself.
Remorse, too. Because even though they got off to a rocky start, he feels a certain... Attachment? To Dirk. Because they're sort of the same person. In a way. He thinks. He doesn't now. But either way, it's fucked up and Dirk didn't deserve that kind of life.]
You raised yourself, dude? I think you need a pat on the back for that one.
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So go on, do it. Give yourself a pat, I'm waiting.
[Y'know because it's not like he's gonna do it or anything.]
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In the end, he only shrugs in response.]
It's not really much to brag about.
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But it's for himself and that's what matters.
He crosses the few feet between their beds and lays a hand on Dirk's shoulder.]
You did good, kid.
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Sorry. It's just. No one's ever touched me before.
[This is awkward.]
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C'mere, man.
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Why?
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Just thought you could use a hug.
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