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Dirk Strider ([personal profile] givesyouaboner) wrote in [community profile] animus_network2012-07-02 09:56 am

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Specifically for the occupants of 2-10
[When Dirk awakens and can't move at first, he finds himself panicking. This isn't something that normally happens, so it's a huge relief when he actually is able to move. Immediately, he's able to tell he's not where he should be. His memory is a little hazy due to the fact he's still waking up, but he knows that the last thing he was doing, which certainly wasn't sleeping. Who could sleep when their home was under attack?

The letters he finds answers a few of the initial questions he has, but it leaves a billion more unanswered. His world was destroyed? Given the state it was in, he isn't surprised, but he was supposed to get into the game first. He's pretty sure this isn't it. This is horribly disconcerting, because he can't help but wonder about his friends. Did they make it to safety? Are they here?

After another few moments, he's aware he's not the only person in the room either. Well then.]


...Who are you people.



Network; open.
I'm not entirely sure what is going here, so perhaps someone can shed some light on this situation.
How is it that I've arrived here?
I'm finding the information provided by the welcoming committee highly doubtful for a multitude of reasons that I don't have time to get into at this time.
With that, I'll cut to the chase; in the off-chance that it's actually correct, that my world was destroyed, I must ask.
Does anyone know Roxy Lalonde, Jake English, Jane Crocker and their whereabouts?
chronomancer: (♒ like the wings of butterflies)

...okay, just for that icon, I'm gonna tag this with Kafuka too. She does Japanese smilies. Always.

[personal profile] chronomancer 2012-07-03 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
pretty much yeah
i wwent an got my Stupid Ass dismembered once
an then eaten by a Giant Spider please dont ask
an got back just peachy

i am somehoww vvaguely unnervved by that
wwas it meant to sound like a Threat or havve i just been hangin out wwith the WWrong Sort A People for too long?
chronomancer: (♒ does anybody know)

unf, I think I just did /badum tiss

[personal profile] chronomancer 2012-07-03 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
dismemberin wwas more a an Accident
than anythin else
the spider i think it wwas already Taken Care A

oh
Cool
do your interest happen to include movvies?
chronomancer: (♒ but my smile still stays on)

's okay <3

[personal profile] chronomancer 2012-07-04 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
because i apparently wwalk around wwith a giant neon sign that says
Please Hurt Me
youvve Found Me Out

yes i did
but circumstances bein wwhat they wwere
lets just say you cant really Defend from that kind a Accident

oh?
like wwhat?
chronomancer: (♒ what are we looking for)

[personal profile] chronomancer 2012-07-11 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
sarcasm is a Dead Language for humans
isnt it

youre tellin Me

i dont think so
is that a Human Thing?
chronomancer: (♒ does anybody know)

[personal profile] chronomancer 2012-07-13 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
oh
wwoww
that Sucks
Sorry
im a troll

pretty sure i havvent no Sorry
they might be here though
the media room has A Ton a human movvies an stuff
chronomancer: (♒ i guess we know the score)

MINDFUCK IN 3... 2... 1...

[personal profile] chronomancer 2012-07-14 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
wwhos the condesce?
an wwhat does that havve to do wwith alliance?
do you mean like
the wwhole hemospectrum thing?
i thought humans didnt havve that
or is this about jack?

huh
irony is not My Thing
but i knoww someone wwhos all ovver it
so ill probably try to see if i can find them
chronomancer: (♒ I must be warmer now)

it was bound to happen...

[personal profile] chronomancer 2012-07-14 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
howw the fuck
but humans are in an Entirely Different Univverse
howw the hell did she evven get there
...you knoww wwhat
Nevvermind
alternate univverse
im not evven goin to try an hurt my brain on that one
an i guess any empress wwould do that since the wwhole point a the empire
ours probably wwould havve too
if shed gotten A Chance
still
that sounds really fuckin terrible

ah
jade strider
shes really big on irony
im more fond a deadpan sarcasm myself
but to each their owwn
floor fourteen is the Media Floor
ill help you look if you wwant
chronomancer: (♒ and my makeup might be flaking)

Re: yup....

[personal profile] chronomancer 2012-08-13 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
the only tyrian i really knoww is nep
an
yeah
i dont really see nep enslavvin other planets though i guess that comes wwith the territory a bein heiress to an interplanetary empire
though final boss or not
theres usually a wway to deal wwith it
you just need to think outside the box
an usually be wwillin to die
a lot

oh
wwell then
youre another strider then?
i suppose she could use some company to do some ironic strider things wwith
i aint good wwith that
i also dont think shes around here
but
wwho knowws