Doctor Edward Richtofen (
doctor_dismemberment) wrote in
animus_network2013-07-07 05:26 pm
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[The feed cuts on to a frantic-looking Nazi who's struggling to smile.]
Look. No, okay, look, ja? [He holds his hands up to the camera in a "calm down" motion.] There are three posts about that silly collar thing. Talk in those. Let us do something else now, okay?
[He lifts up a book.]
We are going to read some stories, then we may discuss them. That is fun und unrelated, right? Here, I will begin.
[He clears his throat.]
'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...'
Look. No, okay, look, ja? [He holds his hands up to the camera in a "calm down" motion.] There are three posts about that silly collar thing. Talk in those. Let us do something else now, okay?
[He lifts up a book.]
We are going to read some stories, then we may discuss them. That is fun und unrelated, right? Here, I will begin.
[He clears his throat.]
'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...'
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You, texty person, there. Not blue texty person, other texty person. [He points at the screen like it'll somehow give people an indication of who he's talking to.] You mean my post? Or all of the other ones?
Because, I assure you... [He laughs unsteadily and waves a hand in front of his face. There's little humor in the sound.] ...I am being completely serious. Do you have ein problem with this?
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then, he realizes that this guy is kind of crazy. he should probably disengage, but... ]
Yes, I meant your post. How productive can it possibly be to read a nonsense book instead of discussing our options for survival?
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I have never said that we cannot discuss our survival. I have simply said that there are three other posts- [He grinds the last few words out through gritted teeth.] -that we can use to discuss them! Ahaha! [And, comparatively, that was so high-pitched and cheery that it was like a different person said it.]
So those posts are for talking about the collars- [He points to the terminal.] -und this one is for something else. [Then he points down at his own seat.] I think this is a good way to do things, ja?
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I still think this looks like a complete waste of time.
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[He shrugs.]
Und then we lost use of the network! I am simply trying to stop that from happening. It's a noble cause, no need to thank me.
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Actually, I don't recall. Why don't you tell me about it? What was the argument about?
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[Spoken in a tone that implies he's so much better than everyone else.]
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[ Zel's only joking about unplugging the network. Maybe. ]
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Okay, you know what, you can take your criticisms und shove them up your- Uh. I mean.
[He forces the smile back onto his face.]
I suppose you have a point! Danke. Your opinions are a valued contribution to my cause.