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[doctor_dismemberment]

[The feed cuts on to a frantic-looking Nazi who's struggling to smile.]

Look. No, okay, look, ja? [He holds his hands up to the camera in a "calm down" motion.] There are three posts about that silly collar thing. Talk in those. Let us do something else now, okay?

[He lifts up a book.]

We are going to read some stories, then we may discuss them. That is fun und unrelated, right? Here, I will begin.

[He clears his throat.]

'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...'

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[nobarnacles]

And this resulted in the network getting shut off? Seems like a reasonable response. As far as I can tell, the point of the network is for people to work themselves up into a huff over a lot of nothing.

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[doctor_dismemberment]

Yes, basically. What can I say? When you give so many people an anonymous outlet for their bland, unintelligent opinions, they jump on the chance to use und abuse it.

[Spoken in a tone that implies he's so much better than everyone else.]

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[nobarnacles]

So you'd stand behind a movement to just shut this whole bit of nonsense off, then.

[ Zel's only joking about unplugging the network. Maybe. ]

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[doctor_dismemberment]

Hmmm... Maybe. [Richtofen shrugs.] But, loathe as I am to admit it, this thing has its uses... It is only a matter of wading through the tripe to get to the useful information.

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[nobarnacles]

You're just adding to the tripe with posts like this.

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[doctor_dismemberment]

[For a second, Richtofen looks beyond unamused.]

Okay, you know what, you can take your criticisms und shove them up your- Uh. I mean.

[He forces the smile back onto his face.]

I suppose you have a point! Danke. Your opinions are a valued contribution to my cause.