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animus_network2012-07-27 08:47 pm
deathboss) wrote in animus_network2012-07-27 08:47 pm
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And now a birthday song
[The feed turns on and look it's everyone's favorite narcissist, Eikichi Mishina.]
HOOOOOOOOO! Goooood morning, my little torre! I, the beautiful, amazing, talented Michel would like to make an announcement!
Today is July 27th, which means that it is Tachan's birthday!
And what a lucky man he is to have friends like me but especially me who has decided to prepare a little song for him! That's right kittens, as a reminder that now he's become even older at nineteen and shall continue to age each passing year. And what a celebration it will be! You, the tower, shall bare witness to this celebration as Michel takes the center stage, inspired by a popular song from our world.
I give you....Tatsuya's Vie de Loco!
[Oh my god Eikichi why are you bringing out a small musical tape and griming evilly and pressing play, the world does not need this...]
He's into track and field, hot bikes and and motorcycles.
I feel a premonition that guy's not as good as Michel.
He's into new sensations, new kicks in the candle light.
He's got a new addiction for every day and night.
He'll glare at you so hard you'll go dancing in the rain.
He'll make you live his crazy life but he's always such a pain
like a bullet to your brain. Come On!
Upside, inside out he's livin la vida loca
He'll push and pull you down, livin la vida loca
His hair is shit brown and his eyes the color mocha
He will wear you out livin la vida loca Come On!
Livin la vida loca, Come on!
He's livin la vida loca---
[While Eikichi is "singing", the sound of footsteps can faintly be heard to the right of the camera. They come closer and closer with each passing second, so it sounds less like walking and more like full blown running.
As soon as Eikichi is halfway through the song, the mystery person finally speaks. Or yells.]
YOU SON OF A-
WHAT THE F--
[Before crashing into him, a hand slamming onto the keyboard, cutting off the video feed.
It was a bit of a blur, but it looked like the birthday boy in question.
Happy birthday!!]
HOOOOOOOOO! Goooood morning, my little torre! I, the beautiful, amazing, talented Michel would like to make an announcement!
Today is July 27th, which means that it is Tachan's birthday!
And what a lucky man he is to have friends like me but especially me who has decided to prepare a little song for him! That's right kittens, as a reminder that now he's become even older at nineteen and shall continue to age each passing year. And what a celebration it will be! You, the tower, shall bare witness to this celebration as Michel takes the center stage, inspired by a popular song from our world.
I give you....Tatsuya's Vie de Loco!
[Oh my god Eikichi why are you bringing out a small musical tape and griming evilly and pressing play, the world does not need this...]
He's into track and field, hot bikes and and motorcycles.
I feel a premonition that guy's not as good as Michel.
He's into new sensations, new kicks in the candle light.
He's got a new addiction for every day and night.
He'll glare at you so hard you'll go dancing in the rain.
He'll make you live his crazy life but he's always such a pain
like a bullet to your brain. Come On!
Upside, inside out he's livin la vida loca
He'll push and pull you down, livin la vida loca
His hair is shit brown and his eyes the color mocha
He will wear you out livin la vida loca Come On!
Livin la vida loca, Come on!
He's livin la vida loca---
[While Eikichi is "singing", the sound of footsteps can faintly be heard to the right of the camera. They come closer and closer with each passing second, so it sounds less like walking and more like full blown running.
As soon as Eikichi is halfway through the song, the mystery person finally speaks. Or yells.]
YOU SON OF A-
WHAT THE F--
[Before crashing into him, a hand slamming onto the keyboard, cutting off the video feed.
It was a bit of a blur, but it looked like the birthday boy in question.
Happy birthday!!]
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I never said 'bad'. I simply said you are not quite as adept at singing as you are at performance as a whole. After all, if you were at the pinnacle, then you would cease to have any room to grow.
[Alcor, failing to see why this is a huge soul-crushing thing. It means you can improve!!!!!!! IMPROVEMENT IS COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
And you will be better in the future. Isn't that the point of performance now? To continue to grow more rounded and capable? [Legit confused sounding, here.]
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...Unless he's told upfront.]
I guess....
[Man can we just go back to the punching and the arguing he liked that better.]
[voice]
Wow, I really don't think this is the time for an after-school special lesson right now.
If I see it as a gift, then it is one.
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[Fine. He gives up on figuring it out himself. He'll just ask.]
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[It was a corrective measure.
THAT IT WAS FRIENDS DO okay.]
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It's what we do.
i used the wrong icon anyway, herp
You realize how little sense that makes to me, correct? [Yeah, now he's hit the "imploring" stage. And a mimicked sigh.] I am impressed with humanity on many levels, but your indirect methods don't...make sense to me.
[Well, he knows he's avoiding yet another party now, herp. IT KEEPS HAPPENING-]
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[Geez so over dramatic every time you make a mistake, stop that.]
It's just what we do, okay? We don't actually hate each other.
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...okay. [He still doesn't get it, but fine he'll accept it at face value. Still gonna bug him, though.]
Please, try to celebrate your birthday regardless. Both of you, have fun.
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[B-baka it's not like he wants to hang out with his friends and be social and have fun!!
(he actually does)
(so badly that it is physically painful]
...stardad is really bad at the "dad" part [text]
However, I must ask if you know any of the birthdays of your friends, so I might prepare better for them in the future.
[He's familiar with lying, but not about the obvious. And he will try, for about ten seconds before deciding that attending a party without grasping social graces is a bad idea! See, totally logical and sensible and stars are dumb.]
[text]
[Hello this was sent Privately TATSUYA KEEP OUT]
Even if we fight a lot, we are friends, you know? He's an idiot, quiet, dumb guy that always tries to be Mr Cool and Popular...but he's still a great guy. I mean, the gang, Miyabi and Big sis...they're like family. I'd protect them with my life if I have to...
Family tends to fight a lot. Doesn't mean we don't care for each other.
Or sing them songs for their birthday...that's all..part of the fun.
...but seriously don't even tell Tatsuya, ever. We're not rivals without a reason!
the most legit tag i ever wrote 1/2
HEY TATSUYA EIKICHI IS GAY FOR YOU
the most legit reply I ever wrote 1/1
Runs away from the computer, crying.]
this is the best thread ever 1/0
what am i doing 0/0
who knwos -1/0
dfhjkdsfa π/0
/not here
here is the actual tag 2/2
And yet he had never truly grasped that till now. Sure, it was sappy, and he still didn't quite get it, but the earnest power of words was never so evident to him than in Eikichi's little speech. But the dead air wasn't enough, so eventually a response came-]
I am so so so sorry about Eikichi... 1/3
2/3
3/3
there is never a need to apologize for eikichi [text still]
Eikichi should apologize for existing really [texty text ext]
[voice]
I liked your song, Michel.
: [voice]
...hey! uh. Thanks.
[voice]
I haven't heard a lot of that kind of music. [He thinks that will help. Maybe??]
[voice]
That's because Michel's style is unique!
[voice]
I wonder if I could play that kind of music, too.