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.003 ♒ chronicAugustus changed his name to cantgiveAfuck [TEXT]

oh WWell
so much for that
i guess im back noww
id ask wwhat i missed but
Really
wwhy dont i savve us all some time
ha
an just assume shit wwas throwwn into the biggest fan avvailable
good enough?

so
yeah
hi

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Call it as I see it, bro.

[He actually laughs a little at that.]

Sorry, Jade. Like you too much to do a black pass at ya. Even when you compare me to David and his shithive maggots moods.

Aw don't go shoving your weird ass romance system as me. [Said with quite a bit of exasperation because seriously she still doesn't understand that at all it's weird.]

I'm not looking to solicit you for a hatemance, I'm looking to pound your head back into the ground before you float off the edge of the crazy cliff.

What, but I know you love to hear all about the quadrants and the over complicated ways to fuck them up that even most trolls don't understand.

[Yep, grinning and now hooking a few fangs on his lip to make said grin crooked.]

Ain't any cliff I feel like floating off, Jade. You're overreacting, hon.

Oh yeah, it's totally the hot button topic, all I want to hear about. Gonna major in it in college. [Somehow more deadpan than her usual deadpan.]

I'm not overreacting. Fuck, you're underreacting or something. People that aren't walking towards the cliff don't grin like a nutcase.

I'll pretend I know what a college is, for the sake of your sick burns.

[He snickers.]

Jade, there's nothing to react to, don't--

[And then he stops. And frowns for a while. Then tilts his head to the side, looking a little less manic, a bit more sad and terribly confused.]

...you've never seen me smile before, have you?

I guess not? You're not exactly a chummy dude and the first time I ever saw you was before you fucking poofed for a month to chill on a dead asteroid.

[H M P H]

It's not like I meant to leave, you know.

[He shrugs]

So what, they just pick you up outta nowhere one day like the fucking sims and drop you in dead wonderland for no fucking reason?

Pretty much.

That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard.

I ain't making the rules, hon. I'm just another poor sod caught up in them.

[ S H R U G

He ain't even mad about it.]

Well it's fucking dumb!

[SHE IS LEGITLY ANGRY OVER THIS SHUT UP]

What the fuck is with getting roped into stupid bullshit systems? And how the fuck are you so chill about it?

Why shouldn't I be chill about it?

[He shrugs again.]

It's not like there's anything I can do about it in the first place.

Because re: that's fucking dumb. Even if we can't bust out of this place right now, there's no reason we can't at least do something. This place is only marginally better than getting chased by fucking meteors across the Medium.

Just because it's grubfuckin' retarded doesn't mean throwing a tantrum will change shit. It won't. You know that.

[Pause.]

...better's better.

[Damnit she hated when Eridan was right. Even if it happened a lot.]

Doesn't mean I just have to deal with it...!

[And then her voice fell to a grumble.] 's still the fucking pits.

[He offers her a brief, kind of empty, but nonetheless present smile. It's a lot less predatory, at least. And it seems genuinely amused.]

Now, Jade, poutin' at me ain't fair. That's supposed to me by shtick, hon.

[Well, it was some kind of progress at least!!]

I'll pout at you all I fucking want. You totlly deserve it.

Are you going to pout me into submission, Strider? Is that what you're threatening me with?

Fuck yes I will, if that'll get you to chill. It's a face so likable that it's considered a WMD for negotiating world peace.

I don't think I'm the one that needs to chill, hon.

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