004 BITE. VOICE.

[bewareofdog]

Gettin' bit and shit from things other than zombies... that don't mean that yer gonna get extra limbs or shit, does it?

Or baby monsters poppin' out yer chest?

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[bewareofdog]

I prefer the pretty ones, but ain't gonna be takin' any. Made that promise long ago.

So don't go workin' or eatin' yerself sick to win me over.

[ribbonsinherhair]

Ohh, a promise to a long lost love? How romantic!

[bewareofdog]

Don't be stupid.

I am a yakuza. Not sure if that means anythin' to ya, but essentially, I am always at death's door. Part of the job. So promised not to leave anyone behind. So, I got nobody and not ever gonna have nobody.

[ribbonsinherhair]

Oh... so, you're a bit like a soldier then?

I suppose I can sort of understand why you'd promise that, but wouldn't it be more interesting to have a girlfriend or a boyfriend!

[bewareofdog]

If wanna give rank, I am a lieutenant.

More interestin'? Like givin' the ol' horizontal tango?

[ribbonsinherhair]

[ She giggles at that ]

Well, there is that, yes. But there are other interesting things too!

[bewareofdog]

Haw?

Like what?

[ribbonsinherhair]

Oh, lots of things! Getting to know someone better, going on dates together, helping each other out... there are lots of nice things about it!

[bewareofdog]

Bein' friends with someone's fine, which sounds about like all that.

But gettin' all close and personal with romance just ain't for me.

[ribbonsinherhair]

I suppose so, but if you went away you'd still leave behind people who love you, friends love you too, it's just not quite the same love as a girlfriend or boyfriend.

[bewareofdog]

My friends know what is goin' to happen and best not shed any tears. I'll punch 'em in the dick if they do.

[ribbonsinherhair]

Ah, so you're the tough, "you bettah not cry for me", sort of guy! I see, I see. Mhmm, mhmm!

[bewareofdog]

Somethin' like that.