004 BITE. VOICE.

[bewareofdog]

Gettin' bit and shit from things other than zombies... that don't mean that yer gonna get extra limbs or shit, does it?

Or baby monsters poppin' out yer chest?

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[tsunball]

... What the hell.. doesn't that shit only happen in movies?!

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[ribbonsinherhair]

[ Aerith is a bad person, didn't you know? Everyone thinks she's an angel but really she can't stop herself from winding others up and teasing them, even when it's grossly inappropriate! ]

Oh, you know... there's this one monster, and if it bites you I heard you grow a second you know.

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[bewareofdog]

This entire thing is like a movie.

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[bewareofdog]

I know?

Havin' two, eh? Double yer pleasure, I guess...

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[mustlovedogs]

Don't think this's like some kinda zombie movie. Should be okay. Got bit by some of that shit myself, seem good so far.

[He doesn't get the Aliens reference, but, nonetheless.]

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[ribbonsinherhair]

[ Not quite the answer she was expecting, pity, she was hoping to shock and appaul - in a friendly, teasing sort of way. Nevertheless there's definitely a smile in her voice and a good sense of humour to her tone ]

"Double your pleasure"? Oh! You're very vulgar! I was talking about noses, of course!

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[firstofthefallen]

Well.

That quite depends on the monster.

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[bewareofdog]

Am I?

[ He sniffs once. ] Well, that's better than havin' two you know 'cause I don't think I have pants that'd fit it.

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[bewareofdog]

Haw?

Ya got bit?

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[bewareofdog]

Go on.

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[ribbonsinherhair]

[ Aerith can't help but laugh at that last comment, that was cute. In a vulgar way, of course ]

Who are you! You're really terrible!

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[mustlovedogs]

Aa, some of those dogs and shit. They're tough ones.

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[bewareofdog]

Don't be like that, babe.

But I'm Majima.

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[bewareofdog]

Hm...

Dogs shouldn't be a problem. At least, I don't remember 'em ever bein' one.

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[ribbonsinherhair]

[ She laughs again, you can almost hear Aerith shaking her head ]

Majima, funny name!

And you can call me Aerith, I don't think "babe" really suits me.

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[mustlovedogs]

What kind're you thinking about?

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[bewareofdog]

Aerith's funnier.

It doesn't? Why's that? Don't got the looks?

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[bewareofdog]

Mostly worryin' about the humanoid ones.

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[ribbonsinherhair]

It is not! It's a great name!

Well, I don't know? Beauty is subjective, isn't it?

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[bewareofdog]

All right, fine then.

You should at least think yer a beauty.

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[ribbonsinherhair]

Maybe I'm just being beautifully modest!

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[bewareofdog]

Oy, oy... if ya got it, you should flaunt it.

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[ribbonsinherhair]

I don't know about that, I prefer to keep people guessing!

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[firstofthefallen]

I'm uncertain how to elaborate without further information.

There's thousands upon thousands of monsters, and several carry their own diseases, and curses, and alterations that can occur upon biting or wounding a victim.

If you want I can start listing if you'd like. But it will take us some time.

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[bewareofdog]

To tease?