004 BITE. VOICE.

[bewareofdog]

Gettin' bit and shit from things other than zombies... that don't mean that yer gonna get extra limbs or shit, does it?

Or baby monsters poppin' out yer chest?

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[tsunball]

You don't have to tell me that anymore after the shit that went down back home and then here.

[bewareofdog]

Right.

So, don't get so surprised about this shit.

[tsunball]

But this is way on another level! Oowada never told me about any of this shit..!

[bewareofdog]

Haw?

Well, we did have some crazy shit happen.

[tsunball]

Don't tell me you guys bonded over that retarded whale thing.

[bewareofdog]

Nah, nothin' like that. It happened earlier.

[tsunball]

That's good, since yakuza bonding over some freaking whale would have been really weird.

Even by this place's standards.

[bewareofdog]

Eh. Bonded over worst.

[tsunball]

.. So.. you and Oowada going to go around doing yakuza shit now?

[bewareofdog]

What sort of shit ya thinkin' of?

[tsunball]

Whatever it is they do? Breaking kneecaps, cutting off pinkies.. isn't it that kind of stuff?

[bewareofdog]

Ya've been watchin' too many movies, kid.

[tsunball]

So you actually don't do that?!

[bewareofdog]

Oh, I do.

Just not all the fuckin' time.

[tsunball]

[ expectations that this guy might actually not be as scary as a yakuza would seem already down the drain.. ]

What are you going to do in this shitty place instead then?

[bewareofdog]

Help fix this place up, for one.

[tsunball]

.. Huh.. so you're actually doing something good and helping out here? [ sorry, he really did watch too many stereotypical movies. ]

[bewareofdog]

It benefits me right now.

[tsunball]

I don't know how much you could make better in a shithole like this though.

[bewareofdog]

Enough not to make me wanna kill and my shit wrecked for it.