004 BITE. VOICE.

[bewareofdog]

Gettin' bit and shit from things other than zombies... that don't mean that yer gonna get extra limbs or shit, does it?

Or baby monsters poppin' out yer chest?

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[Video]

[cutestprogrammer]

Oowada-kun is already doing that. He's always looking out for me and taking care of me and I'm not angry at him at all. I've never been angry at him. Though sometimes I feel that I might be a burden...

Eh? But Monobear is very dangerous, Majima-san! [then actually that sounds like a good idea!] I... well, I was thinking that if we ever managed to catch him or disable him, maybe I could try reprogramming him.

[Video]

[bewareofdog]

Don't feel that way. Yer helpin' out just by bein' there.

[ He bites his tongue to keep from saying, 'Bitch, do I look like I give a fuck?' Clearing his throat instead, he focuses on the second part. ]

Reprogram?

[Video]

[cutestprogrammer]

Mn. Okay.

[But... he's just worried about you... he worries about everyone... Anyway, he brightens up considerably.]

Yes, I'm a computer programmer! I think I'll be able to find a way to hack into him and change his programmed personality since I have been developing something similar back home! It shouldn't be too hard to do! [and is a programming prodigy]

[Video]

[bewareofdog]

That's a lot nicer than what I'd do to the bear, but eh... seems like brainwashin's just as good as programmin' nastier shit into it.

[Video]

[cutestprogrammer]

Mn! I'll make him useful to us!

[Video]

[bewareofdog]

Good, then, we got ourselves a plan.

[Video]

[cutestprogrammer]

Mn! I really hope it works! Ah, if there's anything I can do to help with the construction work, you can tell me too, Majima-san!

[Video]

[bewareofdog]

I'll keep that in mind, Chihiro.

[Video]

[cutestprogrammer]

Thank you! I want to do my bit to help too!

[Video]

[bewareofdog]

Yer welcome.

And sounds fair. No one wants to be useless save lazy f -- people.

[Video]

[cutestprogrammer]

Mn. I... don't want to be weak and useless anymore! I want to be able to live as my true self again!

[Video]

[bewareofdog]

I wasn't really talkin' about you, but what the hell -- I am countin' on ya now so be sure to show me what ya got.

[Video]

[cutestprogrammer]

But people back home called me that and I... I want to prove them wrong! Mn! I'll show you what I've got, Majima-san!

[Video]

[bewareofdog]

Right.

And seriously, don't take that shit from people. Someone call me useless, I'll make 'em useless. [ Which is his polite way to say is some bitch is gonna be castrated. ]

[Video]

[cutestprogrammer]

Make them useless...? How?

[ video ]

[bewareofdog]

[ He sighs but once before taking out his bladed weapon and shaking it lightly. And leaves it at that. ]

Somethin' like that.

[ video ]

[cutestprogrammer]

I-I see... But... I don't really want to hurt anyone unless I really have to...

[then there's a long pause]

Is it hard to use one of those...?

[ video ]

[bewareofdog]

That's 'cause yer a nice kid.

And it can be.

Got no guard which means yer not careful and ya lop off some fingers.

[ video ]

[cutestprogrammer]

Mn...

Eh? It's that sharp??

I... Would you be willing to teach me how to use something like that, Majima-san?

[ video ]

[bewareofdog]

Ain't no point to it if it weren't.

Might have to find ya one with a guard. Wouldn't sit right with me if ya cut yer hand off in my training...

[ video ]

[cutestprogrammer]

Okay! I actually feel rather excited now about learning how to a knife like that!

[ video ]

[bewareofdog]

Right.

Best go see if someone's got a dagger for ya.

[ video ]

[cutestprogrammer]

Okay!

[ video ]

[bewareofdog]

[ Still, Majima's a little confused. His kid told him that there was a girl that he was protectin' and that she actually was a lot stronger. He squints a bit at the screen, but decides to let it go. ]

But then ya don't know much about knives, huh? I better be the one to get it...

[ video ]

[cutestprogrammer]

[Strong in the sense of 'her' will and mental strength~]

Mn! That would be best. I've never used a knife like that before but I'll do my very best to learn! Then I'll be able to protect myself and not have to rely on Oowada-kun all the time. [he laughs a bit] Maybe I'll even be able to protect him back!