004 BITE. VOICE.

[bewareofdog]

Gettin' bit and shit from things other than zombies... that don't mean that yer gonna get extra limbs or shit, does it?

Or baby monsters poppin' out yer chest?

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[ribbonsinherhair]

[ She laughs again, you can almost hear Aerith shaking her head ]

Majima, funny name!

And you can call me Aerith, I don't think "babe" really suits me.

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[bewareofdog]

Aerith's funnier.

It doesn't? Why's that? Don't got the looks?

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[ribbonsinherhair]

It is not! It's a great name!

Well, I don't know? Beauty is subjective, isn't it?

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[bewareofdog]

All right, fine then.

You should at least think yer a beauty.

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[ribbonsinherhair]

Maybe I'm just being beautifully modest!

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[bewareofdog]

Oy, oy... if ya got it, you should flaunt it.

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[ribbonsinherhair]

I don't know about that, I prefer to keep people guessing!

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[bewareofdog]

To tease?

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[ribbonsinherhair]

Maybe!

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[bewareofdog]

Heh.

I like ya, Aerith. Yer not too bad.

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[ribbonsinherhair]

You're not too bad yourself Majima!

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[bewareofdog]

Course not.

So, how long have ya been here?

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[ribbonsinherhair]

[ Yep, she just happens to turn on the video display now ]

Not long at all! See? You probably don't recognise me!

I came when all the monsters came, but that doesn't mean I am a monster!

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[bewareofdog]

I don't, no.

And wouldn't think you were the cause of all that shit.

Heard it was a whale. Ya don't look like a whale, more like a stick.

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[ribbonsinherhair]

A stick?!

Do you talk to a lot of girls?

[bewareofdog]

[ He shrugs at the outburst. ]

No, usually would hang out with m'boys.

[ribbonsinherhair]

Well, I have to say that most girls don't like being called sticks.

Surely boys wouldn't like it either?

[bewareofdog]

Better than bein' called whales.

And m'boys ain't delicate flowes. Don't like bein' sticks then gain some muscle or fat. Just that simple.

[ribbonsinherhair]

[ Well that's just far too tempting to leave alone, she's going to have to try and tease him on this one ]

Ohhh, I see... so you prefer muscly or chubby girls?

[bewareofdog]

I prefer the pretty ones, but ain't gonna be takin' any. Made that promise long ago.

So don't go workin' or eatin' yerself sick to win me over.

[ribbonsinherhair]

Ohh, a promise to a long lost love? How romantic!

[bewareofdog]

Don't be stupid.

I am a yakuza. Not sure if that means anythin' to ya, but essentially, I am always at death's door. Part of the job. So promised not to leave anyone behind. So, I got nobody and not ever gonna have nobody.

[ribbonsinherhair]

Oh... so, you're a bit like a soldier then?

I suppose I can sort of understand why you'd promise that, but wouldn't it be more interesting to have a girlfriend or a boyfriend!

[bewareofdog]

If wanna give rank, I am a lieutenant.

More interestin'? Like givin' the ol' horizontal tango?

[ribbonsinherhair]

[ She giggles at that ]

Well, there is that, yes. But there are other interesting things too!