004 BITE. VOICE.

[bewareofdog]

Gettin' bit and shit from things other than zombies... that don't mean that yer gonna get extra limbs or shit, does it?

Or baby monsters poppin' out yer chest?

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[ribbonsinherhair]

[ Not quite the answer she was expecting, pity, she was hoping to shock and appaul - in a friendly, teasing sort of way. Nevertheless there's definitely a smile in her voice and a good sense of humour to her tone ]

"Double your pleasure"? Oh! You're very vulgar! I was talking about noses, of course!

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[bewareofdog]

Am I?

[ He sniffs once. ] Well, that's better than havin' two you know 'cause I don't think I have pants that'd fit it.

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[ribbonsinherhair]

[ Aerith can't help but laugh at that last comment, that was cute. In a vulgar way, of course ]

Who are you! You're really terrible!

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[bewareofdog]

Don't be like that, babe.

But I'm Majima.

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[ribbonsinherhair]

[ She laughs again, you can almost hear Aerith shaking her head ]

Majima, funny name!

And you can call me Aerith, I don't think "babe" really suits me.

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[bewareofdog]

Aerith's funnier.

It doesn't? Why's that? Don't got the looks?

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[ribbonsinherhair]

It is not! It's a great name!

Well, I don't know? Beauty is subjective, isn't it?

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[bewareofdog]

All right, fine then.

You should at least think yer a beauty.

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[ribbonsinherhair]

Maybe I'm just being beautifully modest!

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[bewareofdog]

Oy, oy... if ya got it, you should flaunt it.

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[ribbonsinherhair]

I don't know about that, I prefer to keep people guessing!

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[bewareofdog]

To tease?

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[ribbonsinherhair]

Maybe!

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[bewareofdog]

Heh.

I like ya, Aerith. Yer not too bad.

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[ribbonsinherhair]

You're not too bad yourself Majima!

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[bewareofdog]

Course not.

So, how long have ya been here?

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[ribbonsinherhair]

[ Yep, she just happens to turn on the video display now ]

Not long at all! See? You probably don't recognise me!

I came when all the monsters came, but that doesn't mean I am a monster!

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[bewareofdog]

I don't, no.

And wouldn't think you were the cause of all that shit.

Heard it was a whale. Ya don't look like a whale, more like a stick.

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[ribbonsinherhair]

A stick?!

Do you talk to a lot of girls?

[bewareofdog]

[ He shrugs at the outburst. ]

No, usually would hang out with m'boys.

[ribbonsinherhair]

Well, I have to say that most girls don't like being called sticks.

Surely boys wouldn't like it either?

[bewareofdog]

Better than bein' called whales.

And m'boys ain't delicate flowes. Don't like bein' sticks then gain some muscle or fat. Just that simple.

[ribbonsinherhair]

[ Well that's just far too tempting to leave alone, she's going to have to try and tease him on this one ]

Ohhh, I see... so you prefer muscly or chubby girls?

[bewareofdog]

I prefer the pretty ones, but ain't gonna be takin' any. Made that promise long ago.

So don't go workin' or eatin' yerself sick to win me over.

[ribbonsinherhair]

Ohh, a promise to a long lost love? How romantic!