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[foretolds.livejournal.com]

SO 1 H4V3 G4TH3R3D TH4T 1 4M NOT 1N TH3 V31L 4NYMOR3!
4ND TH4T TH3R3 4R3 W31RD V3RS1ONS OF MY FR13NDS RUNN1NG 4ROUND
BUT TH4T 1S 4BOUT 4LL! >:[
SO 1F SOM3ON3 COULD 3XPL41N WH4T TH3 H3LL 1S GO1NG ON 1 WOULD B3 V3RY GR4T3FUL!
4ND DON'T BOTH3R LY1NG >:]

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[foretolds.livejournal.com]

[Terezi loosens her grip a bit, but doesn't let go.]

I have no idea what a lesbian is. And I am not helpless, you know!

[parappa-strider.livejournal.com]

That's hilarious and almost a little sad.

Let's just say "I Kissed A Girl" sums it up pretty well. Or do you guys not have a troll Katy Perry?

[He slings his sword over his shoulder as if it doesn't weigh a thing.]

And yes I know, you can taste the rainbow or something. Where are we going anyways, blind girl?

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

[She wrinkles her nose.]

Humans have a word for that? That is so stupid!

And I don't know. Somewhere less musty and gross!

[parappa-strider.livejournal.com]

Sorry that I invented the human race to determine types of relationships based on gender. I'll try and do a better job next time I create a whole new species.

[He is grinning more than he has his entire time here in the tower.]

Have anywhere in mind? I heard there's some new levels to the tower or some shit I haven't checked out yet.

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

We created you, stupid! And it is not my fault you have arbitrary mating requirements!

[She tilts her head, grinning back.]

Let's go, then!

[parappa-strider.livejournal.com]

How could it not be your fault? You created us.

[He looks forward and jerks his head towards the spiral staircase.]

Let's just keep going up til we hit the top. How much of the tower have you seen-- sorry, smelled so far?

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

I was not in charge of the new universe duties!

[She starts up the stairs, tugging him along.]

Not much! You can be my super cool tour guide.

[parappa-strider.livejournal.com]

Then quit complaining and quit commenting on how fucked up my race is, because trust me, I already know. At least we don't fuck grubs in buckets to procreate.

[He keeps up the pace with her, step by step.]

And it seems like you're the one leading the way, not sure how I can be the super cool tour guide here. Plus in a couple of levels we should be hitting shit I've never seen before anyways.

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

Dave, that is disgusting and not even at all accurate!

[JEGUS.]

Fiiine, lead the way, cool kid!

[parappa-strider.livejournal.com]

Hell if I know how alien sex works, blind girl.

[He rolls his eyes and tugs her up the stairs.]

This floor above the library is for lounging. There's comfy shit to sit on everywhere, plus a nice view of outside. Tch, wish we could actually get out.

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

[She follows, ignoring his little quip.]

We can't? What does it look like?

[parappa-strider.livejournal.com]

[He almost forgot she couldn't see.]

Uhh... well there isn't anything to see. Or smell. It's just clouds and shit everywhere. This place is boring, let's keep going.

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

Laaaame. Is there anything cool in this place?