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[aurochsgore]

AG: Sso I guessss thiss place issn't the Veil or anything like that, huh?
AG: Thiss note iss sort of vague. Doess it mean Alternia hass been desstroyed or that the meteor hass? Becausse the firsst one I already knew about.
AG: If it meanss the ssecond one hass too... Did everybody from my ssessssion make it here ssafely??
AG: I guessss this putss my planss on halt, though it could alsso mean that the Demon iss gone too? That would be kinda great and really convenient!! It'd be nice if I didn't have to get sstabbed after all.
AG: Maybe I had ssome of Tavross'ss luck?
AG: Anyway, all of that doessn't matter much right now, I ssupposse. I jusst really want to make ssure that my friendss are alright too.
AG: Honesstly, I'm not even ssure if anybody elsse is here, but I ssaw ssome other namess on the placard outsside the room I woke up in, sso that'ss gotta mean ssomething, right??
AG: I really hope ssomebody iss here, because it would really ssuck to be by yoursself in a huge tower with nothing to do! I guessss I could jusst go back to sshoveling hoofbeasst sshit or ssome other animal sshit on one of thosse floorss I checked out.
AG: But it would sstill really SSUCK even if thosse were the breakss, and that would mean that I'm a dumbassss who keepss talking to hersself. But alsso a dumbassss who issn't embarrassssing hersself if there are people around.
AG: Ughhhh, anyway!!
AG: If anybody iss here, esspecially if it iss ssomeone I know, but it'ss OK even if I don't know you, pleasse jusst messssage me back.
AG: Hopefully there iss ssomebody here that knowss more about thiss place than I do, that hass maybe been here longer? }:)
AG: Thankss in advance!!

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[chronomancer]

eq, kar, kan an me for us trolls
an then theres jade an davvid too

the Thing here is that theres alternate vversions a people
the hemospectrum is all fucked an stuff
its just WWeird until you get used to it

just
do yourself a favvor, vvris
dont judge people until you get to knoww them

[aurochsgore]

That'ss really weird. Sso there could be another me?? I can't really imagine that, honesstly! It'ss kind of hard to believe.
I guessss you musst be ussed to thiss alternate sstuff with the way you're talking about it. How long have you been here?
Alsso, I don't ussually judge people like that anyway, but I'll keep that in mind.

[chronomancer]

yeah
meetin yourself can be
er
Disappointin
if not flat out rage inducin at times

wwith or wwithout time bullshit?
because its been like sevven months wwithout
an somethin like elevven wwith

just a wwarnin so it doesnt come back To Bite You

[aurochsgore]

Iss it really that bad? I dunno, it sseemss like it would be interessting to ssee a different verssion of yoursself. It'ss sstill pretty ssurreal conssidering it though. Iss there another me?
Monthss?? What ssort of meassurement iss that? Iss it human?

[chronomancer]

there WWas
an then she wwas Gone
an i did a little dance

ah
yeah
a month is roughly thirty days
givve or Take
so yeah
human thing

[aurochsgore]

That'ss awfully rude. Wass sshe bad or ssomething?
Sso you've been here for a while, it sseemss. And thiss place runss on the human calendar?

[chronomancer]

no
not rude at all
youre a swweetheart, vvris
nevver let anyone tell you otherwwise
because if youd been a cerulean
youd havve been a really
Really
Obnoxious Bitch

yeah it does
the people runnin this place shift evvery month
er four wweeks, givve or take a day
an the towwer changes to reflect that
its not so bad
most a the time
except somethin alwways goes wwrong an shit hits the industrial spinnin vventilation unit
an then you end up either dead or wwishin theyd just let you die
not that it lasts long around here
but you knoww
its a nice respite

[aurochsgore]

Thankss, I think. That wass a compliment, right?
But that'ss really weird. I wass Karkat'ss blood color? I guessss that could explain the obnoxioussnessss. Not that he'ss alwayss obnoxiouss! I mean, ssometimess he iss, you know?
Don't tell him I ssaid that, on ssecond thought.

I'm not really ssure how I feel about all of that information. It'ss making thiss place look a lot lessss like a ssafe haven than I thought it wass.
Do people die a lot here? I wass kinda hoping I could avoid that now that I wassn't going after the Demon, honesstly.

[chronomancer]

Do Not get me started
on Karkat VVantas an wwhat an obnoxious asshole he can be
but yeah
i knoww Exactly wwhat you mean

its a mixed bag most a the time really
i mean yeah
theres monsters an sometimes wweird shit happens
but at least its not the VVeil
or the demon

it depends
you can die here
an the odds arent exactly on Your favvor
but it really doesnt matter all that much?
youll just wwake up the next day
restored as you wwere the first day you came here

[aurochsgore]

Haha, OK. I will ssteer clear of bringing him up in your pressence. Even if doess sseem like it might be fun to lissten to you ramble about him.

I guessss it doessn't matter where we are, our presservation iss alwayss being threatened by ssomething. }:( It'd be nice if we could jusst go ssomewhere that we could actually be ssafe from that.

[chronomancer]

...heh
if you wwant to hear it
lets just not do it wwhere he can hear
that takes half the fun out a it

[Oh haha. Ha. Wow. Way to hit the nail on the head.]

I Knoww.
but hey
at least wwere not alone here
an im sure more than a feww people wwill be glad to see you

[aurochsgore]

Oh sshit, he can ssee thiss?? Oopss!
We'll have to talk in private next time about it.

Yeah, I guessss. I'm glad ssome of uss are here together at leasst. Maybe ssafety in numberss can be a thing.

[chronomancer]

he can Deal WWith It
but sure i guess
if you wwant to

yeah
most a the humans youll meet here
theyre kinda nice too

[aurochsgore]

I wass mosstly kidding!! But I don't want Karkat to get angry at me either, even though that'ss ssort of hiss perpetual sstate of being.
But I mean, it would be nice to hang out jusst ass friendss ssince we didn't really have a lot of time to do that with the game going on and everything.

I never thought I'd meet sso many humanss, but I think it'll be fun. Or different, at leasst.

[chronomancer]

...that could be fun
Actually
i mean if you wwant
but youre right
wwe didnt havve that much Time to hang out
wwhile wwe wwere playin the game
wwe could
i dont knoww
wwatch a movvie or somethin
theres a good selection here

its interestin
frustratin at times
cause theyre Damn WWeird about things
but like i said
most a them are nice

[aurochsgore]

That ssoundss like a lot of fun. We could jusst relax and sstuff!!
Maybe everyone could come? If thiss place iss really that bad then I think everyone probably needss a break, right?
Alsso getting to ssee everyone again would be nice. }:)

Yeah, humanss sseem to be pretty confussing ssometimess! But I think I'd like to get to know ssome of them.

[chronomancer]

thats a really good idea
yes

i hope that wworks out wwell fer you

[aurochsgore]

I'm glad you think sso! When sshould we do thiss movie watching party?

[chronomancer]

i suppose that depends on you
since its your idea
also you might wwant to settle in first
otherwwise
i think evveryone wwill appreciate it

[aurochsgore]

Well, I don't want to inconvenience anyone if they're bussy. Sso I guessss I can jusst assk everyone elsse what would be a good time for them?

[chronomancer]

that sounds like a good plan

[aurochsgore]

Alright. That'ss what I'll do then! I'll let you know once I get everyone to ssay yess.
In the meantime you can pick the movie out. Ssince that'ss ssort of one of your sspecialtiess.

[chronomancer]

sure
ill try to find somethin evveryone can enjoy




its nice to havve you here, vvris

[aurochsgore]

OK. I'm ssure you won't have any trouble with that.
And it'ss nice to ssee you again too. Or jusst talk to you right now, I guessss.
I didn't really think I wass going to get to, to be honesst.

[chronomancer]

believve wwhen i say
I Knoww The Feelin