[♏ 01] aurochsGore began trolling theNetwork

[aurochsgore]

AG: Sso I guessss thiss place issn't the Veil or anything like that, huh?
AG: Thiss note iss sort of vague. Doess it mean Alternia hass been desstroyed or that the meteor hass? Becausse the firsst one I already knew about.
AG: If it meanss the ssecond one hass too... Did everybody from my ssessssion make it here ssafely??
AG: I guessss this putss my planss on halt, though it could alsso mean that the Demon iss gone too? That would be kinda great and really convenient!! It'd be nice if I didn't have to get sstabbed after all.
AG: Maybe I had ssome of Tavross'ss luck?
AG: Anyway, all of that doessn't matter much right now, I ssupposse. I jusst really want to make ssure that my friendss are alright too.
AG: Honesstly, I'm not even ssure if anybody elsse is here, but I ssaw ssome other namess on the placard outsside the room I woke up in, sso that'ss gotta mean ssomething, right??
AG: I really hope ssomebody iss here, because it would really ssuck to be by yoursself in a huge tower with nothing to do! I guessss I could jusst go back to sshoveling hoofbeasst sshit or ssome other animal sshit on one of thosse floorss I checked out.
AG: But it would sstill really SSUCK even if thosse were the breakss, and that would mean that I'm a dumbassss who keepss talking to hersself. But alsso a dumbassss who issn't embarrassssing hersself if there are people around.
AG: Ughhhh, anyway!!
AG: If anybody iss here, esspecially if it iss ssomeone I know, but it'ss OK even if I don't know you, pleasse jusst messssage me back.
AG: Hopefully there iss ssomebody here that knowss more about thiss place than I do, that hass maybe been here longer? }:)
AG: Thankss in advance!!

Comments

[reddeadvirtuoso]

the meteor got scratched
so im gonna safely say that it is pretty effectively destroyed
that means the demons gone too though
so thats pretty cool
congratulations for surviving the end of the universe because that meas you get to spend an eternity here in tower wonderfuck!
where the floors try to kill you and eeeeveryone you love dies

[aurochsgore]

It did? That'ss good to hear, I guessss. I musst be behind on the timeline??
The resst of that doessn't ssound sso great though.

[chronomancer]

theres a feww people from our session around here
that said
there are also a lot a people that... arent wwho youd expect them to be
so yeah
if you can get past the ridiculous an the horrifyin
its actually kind a interestin
maybe

[aurochsgore]

Who all iss here?? Everyone that issn't here... Are they OK? I mean, thiss desstroyed world sstuff ssound pretty sserious. It'ss good to ssee you're ssafe though.
I don't really get what elsse you're ssaying. People who aren't who I expect them to be? }:? What doess that even mean?

[knightime]

you know
im just going to give up trying to figure out which universe everyone comes from and who they are
so which one are you?

[Red. Everywhere.]

[aurochsgore]

Um... Didn't you already ssay ssomething to me? You are the Jade human, right??
Thiss iss Vrisska. We never really talked, honesstly.

[thornythaumaturge]

hi!
i see you already spoke with other people, so there's probably no need to tell you that you're not alone, so i think introductions should come next.
i'm rose. it's nice to meet you!
and welcome to the tower, though it's not really that great of a place. :/

[aurochsgore]

I know a Rosse! Kinda. I never really talked to her, but sshe didn't type in thiss color.
Are you one of thosse alternate people that Eridan wass talking about? Like that other Sstrider persson?

[thereisnopie]

well if this ain't the most
BLASPHEMOUS SHIT
i've laid my eyes all the motherfuck on since i got here.
fuck, you made me go and caps.
ain't no thing.
let's just toss this all on the pile of bullshit we got going.

[aurochsgore]

Tavross??
You don't ssound like yoursself at all. Oh! Or maybe you're one of thosse alternate people too, ssince Eridan ssaid Tavross wassn't here.
What'ss blassphemouss? Did I ssay ssomething wrong?

[restitchtime]

You'd probably get more intelligent conversation if there was no one else left in the tower and you were just blabbering to yourself, but since this place is designed to maximize pain that's obviously a no-go.

Welcome to the shithole, I see that your welcome wagon has already arrived before me. Hope you're reading for an infinite loop of bullshit and suffering.

[aurochsgore]

Thankss, I ssupposse. Iss thiss place really that bad?
I mean, they did resscue uss from erassure and sstuff, which iss pretty nice.
Alsso, I guessss I don't know who thiss iss, ssince I've already talked to Jade and another Sstrider. Sso who doess that make you??

[papshooshing]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORSE
THOSE EXTRA S'S OR THE LACK OF 8'S.

[aurochsgore]

Vantass??
Eightss are your thing, sso I don't know why I would usse them. It'ss bad mannerss to sstep on ssomeone elsse'ss thing like that.
What'ss up with you text? Why iss it grey?

[gloomyapoplectic]

Vriska
Is That Really You
?

[aurochsgore]

Kanaya! Of coursse it'ss me. Who elsse would it be? Iss that really you?
I didn't think I wass going to get to talk to you again. Thiss iss ssuch a great turn of eventss!
How are you? Are you OK??

[pushedaround]

,,,
wOAH,

[aurochsgore]

Whoa.
Iss thiss another brown blood? I thought I wass the only one left. }:O

[caliginous]

FIRST M8 FUSSYFANGS.
WELCOME TO THE PARTY.
AND BY PARTY I MEAN HELL.
GET COZY, YOU'LL BE HERE A WHILE.
OR MAYBE YOU WON'T.
THERE'S NO REAL PATTERN OUTSIDE OF THE FACT THAT THIS PLACE IS A SHITHOLE.

[aurochsgore]

Hi Vantass!
Yeah, everybody keepss calling thiss place a sshithole and ssaying bad thingss happen here.
Have you been here a long time too like Eridan? }:(

c-c-combo breaker

[fractus_animus]

I'm assuming you're one of the trolls. Or... a version of them or something.

No, this is normal for this place; it abducts people from any point in any universe, be it outside or inside your game or not. Also from different points in the same timeline. You might encounter two of people as well, on occasion. Some of your friends are probably also here, though I can't speak from personal knowledge as I don't know you, and I'm sure they've answered you already.

Welcome to the Tower, I guess.

aww yea hello my non homestuck uvu

[aurochsgore]

Yess, I'm a troll. My name iss Vrisska. Doess that mean you're another human?
I've sseen a lot of my friendss already, which iss nice! I'm glad to ssee they're alright.

[argoncharybdis]

:ε Vriska!
:ε im so glubbin glad youre ok!
:ε and youre here!
:ε i mean, thats not a pawsitive thing
:ε it just.. this place..
:ε this place is special and weird and dangerous
:ε not its not all pawful!

[aurochsgore]

Hi Nepeta. }:) I didn't know you were here too.
I'm glad to hear you're alright and ssafe.
Even though thiss place iss apparently not that ssafe either? But I dunno, maybe it'ss better than the Veil wass. At leasst we can ssee each other again.

[tortileghostwriter]

[...oh. her.

not entirely unwelcome, he supposes? but.]

i see that the customary greetings have already been taken care of
i suppose that renders this message of mine quite pointless doesnt it
right then glad thats settled off i go

[fuck how is he going to deal with this]

[aurochsgore]

Wait, David!! That iss you, right?
All of thesse different verssionss are sso confussing, but I'm pretty ssure thiss iss David.
And if it iss you can't jusst pesster me and then absscond without letting me ssay sstuff back to you.
That'ss not how thiss iss ssuppossed to work. }:(
How are you? Are you OK??

casually pretends i'm not super late

[hystericull]

so just be at telling in a brother one motherfuckin thing.
ARE YOU ALL BEING THE MOTHERFUCKING BITCH.
or the motherfucking bull.
ONE OF THEM PEEPS WOULD FUCKIN BE ALL RECEIVING MY MOST UNDIVIDED OF ATTENTIONS.
the other is every sorts of motherfuckin encouraged to attempt the sloppiest of fuckin makeouts.
WITH THE END OF MY MOTHERFUCKING CLUB. >;o)

casually pretends i'm not 10 days late responding

[aurochsgore]

Tavross??
Nevermind, that'ss sstupid. There'ss no way that thiss iss Tavross! I don't think he'd ever talk to me like thiss.
I'm Vrisska, ssince I don't really know how to ansswer your quesstion. I have a bull lussuss, if that countss?

casually pretends I'm not even later

[fashionfairy]

[Guess who doesn't even bother reading the entire message before responding.]

Vriska Is That You
Your Handle Abbreviation Seems To Match The Friend I Know But Your Text Does Not Match The Hue At All
I Admit Im Quite Confused And I Apologize Profusely If This Is A Case Of Mistaken Identity

casually pretends i'm not later responding to both of you

[aurochsgore]

Yess, thiss iss Vrisska. You type like Kanaya but in a different color, and that doessn't really make ssensse anyway ssince I already talked to Kanaya.
Who are you??