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AG: Sso I guessss thiss place issn't the Veil or anything like that, huh?
AG: Thiss note iss sort of vague. Doess it mean Alternia hass been desstroyed or that the meteor hass? Becausse the firsst one I already knew about.
AG: If it meanss the ssecond one hass too... Did everybody from my ssessssion make it here ssafely??
AG: I guessss this putss my planss on halt, though it could alsso mean that the Demon iss gone too? That would be kinda great and really convenient!! It'd be nice if I didn't have to get sstabbed after all.
AG: Maybe I had ssome of Tavross'ss luck?
AG: Anyway, all of that doessn't matter much right now, I ssupposse. I jusst really want to make ssure that my friendss are alright too.
AG: Honesstly, I'm not even ssure if anybody elsse is here, but I ssaw ssome other namess on the placard outsside the room I woke up in, sso that'ss gotta mean ssomething, right??
AG: I really hope ssomebody iss here, because it would really ssuck to be by yoursself in a huge tower with nothing to do! I guessss I could jusst go back to sshoveling hoofbeasst sshit or ssome other animal sshit on one of thosse floorss I checked out.
AG: But it would sstill really SSUCK even if thosse were the breakss, and that would mean that I'm a dumbassss who keepss talking to hersself. But alsso a dumbassss who issn't embarrassssing hersself if there are people around.
AG: Ughhhh, anyway!!
AG: If anybody iss here, esspecially if it iss ssomeone I know, but it'ss OK even if I don't know you, pleasse jusst messssage me back.
AG: Hopefully there iss ssomebody here that knowss more about thiss place than I do, that hass maybe been here longer? }:)
AG: Thankss in advance!!

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yea
he better still be here
im not going to be widowed at my age the bastard
im a strider
i type in red
i am not as pretentious as he is or at least i hope not
my jade comes in green
its pretty straightforward
also youre apparently a huge blue bitch who likes to kill people in my universe
congratulations

Widowed? Iss that ssome weird cultural difference thing that I'm not getting?
It doessn't sseem very sstraight forward. It'ss all different from the sstuff I know.
Alsso, thankss? I think... I mean, that doessn't ssound like a compliment. What do you mean by blue? My blood iss blue? }:?

were human married
idk what that translate in troll terms but i think buckets are involved
i dont actually understand your troll romantic bullshit you guys got going on
basically its entirely different from a timeline
whereas a timeline can be an offshoot of the main timeline
its still consistent in who the people are and their rolls
an alternate universe is an entirely different universe
different people or the same people with different roles
their memories are different because theyre different people
i guess if you think of it in terms of the scratch
the scratch was performed by your group
but the group that takes over after the scratch may be you but an entirely different group of people because its a reset
so our universes coincide with the same cast but with different circumstances
it wasnt a compliment
my universe version of you was some blue blooded troll who sucked majorly

You aren't ssuppossed to jusst talk about pailss in public like that!!
It'ss sso indecent. }:(
I guessss that makess more ssensse. Sso your universse iss like the one that came after our sscratch?
And I wass a blue blood in it? Wow, that musst be nice. Definitely an upgrade from sshoveling sshit.
Except for the ssucking part. I alwayss ssort of hoped I'd do better a ssecond time around.

i dont really know why pails are even a big deal
but ok
no more paletalking
pailtalking
uhh
something like that i guess
well unless you think being a huge condescending bitch to everyone is an upgrade

Becausse they jusst are. It'ss intimate sstuff that you sshould only disscussss with your quadrantmatess.
Unlessss you read dirty bookss or ssomething, but you sstill sshouldn't talk about it in public.
Paletalking iss fine though. Why wouldn't you want to talk about your moirail if you have one??
Alsso that doessn't ssound like much of an upgrade. I think I'd rather be friendss with everyone insstead of being a jerk to them.

ive talked to you guys for like half a year and i still understand jack crap about your quadrants and how they work
youre automatically a million times cooler than
youve been cool approved
cool star stickers for you and everything
dont worry its legit
certified coolkid so what i say is golden

I'm not really the persson you sshould assk about them. I mean, I could probably explain, but I think that'ss Karkat'ss expertisse and he would explain it better.
Alsso I don't really want to sstep on his toess and do hiss thing.
And thankss? What do I need sstickerss for...

i really dont want to ask any karkat about quadrants
honestly i dont think i really want to know what they are
to show off
bragging rights

It'ss not very difficult to undersstand, really.
But if you don't want Karkat to tell you, I ssupposse I could try if you ever wanted to know. }:O
OK. Sso are thesse figurative sstickerss or am I actually going to get sstickerss?
I can't really sshow off figurative thingss.

im good
i dont really need to know
i can give you real stickers
ok no i cant
i can give you a real drawing of a certificate saying youve been coolkid approved
ill sign it
shits so legit

Really?? OK, then I would like one certification of coolnessss pleasse!
Iss that actually going to be a thing, or were you jusst pulling my leg?
I can't really tell with humanss ssometimess.

you might have to wait a bit
gotta actually make it first
handmade certificates are hard and nobody understands
but theyre extra fucking special because of it
at first i was kidding but now im definitely going to do it

Awessome! I will wait for it patiently ssince it doess ssound like a lot of work to make.
Are you a good artisst?

im putting my heart and soul into this shit man
i hope you accept it
notice me plz
i like to think im at least decent

Uh... OK?? I thought I wass already noticing you by talking to you.

nevermind
that totally went over your head
dont worry
youll get a certificate thatll be worth putting on your wall
everyone will be jealous

I will be ssure to frame it and everything.
It will be awessome. }:)

be careful
they might want to steal it
but itll have your name on it so sucks to be them
they arent you

Yeah, sso I think it would be a really bad idea for anyone to ssteal it.
Jusst make ssure you do it in pen sso they can't change the name.

only the best bright red pen i can find
you dont even have to tell me

You musst really like red. Iss it your favorite color?

who doesnt like red
holy shit

I didn't really think about red much for a long time.
But I guessss you could ssay that I'm pretty partial to it thesse dayss. }:)

woah
i think that was hitting some major tmi
like seriously
i have no idea what youre implying but that seemed shady at best
dont want to know about your quadrants kay thanks
at least i think thats what youre implying
that is what youre implying right
the whole red shit or whatever
man what the fuck
how does this crap even work

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