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[aurochsgore]

AG: Sso I guessss thiss place issn't the Veil or anything like that, huh?
AG: Thiss note iss sort of vague. Doess it mean Alternia hass been desstroyed or that the meteor hass? Becausse the firsst one I already knew about.
AG: If it meanss the ssecond one hass too... Did everybody from my ssessssion make it here ssafely??
AG: I guessss this putss my planss on halt, though it could alsso mean that the Demon iss gone too? That would be kinda great and really convenient!! It'd be nice if I didn't have to get sstabbed after all.
AG: Maybe I had ssome of Tavross'ss luck?
AG: Anyway, all of that doessn't matter much right now, I ssupposse. I jusst really want to make ssure that my friendss are alright too.
AG: Honesstly, I'm not even ssure if anybody elsse is here, but I ssaw ssome other namess on the placard outsside the room I woke up in, sso that'ss gotta mean ssomething, right??
AG: I really hope ssomebody iss here, because it would really ssuck to be by yoursself in a huge tower with nothing to do! I guessss I could jusst go back to sshoveling hoofbeasst sshit or ssome other animal sshit on one of thosse floorss I checked out.
AG: But it would sstill really SSUCK even if thosse were the breakss, and that would mean that I'm a dumbassss who keepss talking to hersself. But alsso a dumbassss who issn't embarrassssing hersself if there are people around.
AG: Ughhhh, anyway!!
AG: If anybody iss here, esspecially if it iss ssomeone I know, but it'ss OK even if I don't know you, pleasse jusst messssage me back.
AG: Hopefully there iss ssomebody here that knowss more about thiss place than I do, that hass maybe been here longer? }:)
AG: Thankss in advance!!

Comments

[reddeadvirtuoso]

on human earth we usually call it kidnapped
but yeah its basically the same basic principle
far as i know this is basically a rescue mission and we all got our sorry asses saved from nonexistence
this place isnt really the nicest but some of your friends are here too
so its not all bad i guess

[aurochsgore]

Yess, I heard from Eridan. Sso I ssupposse my friendss that aren't here got erassed.
That ssuckss, but I guessss I had ssome luck if I wass one of the oness that wass ssaved, though I'm not really ssure why they would want to pick me.
It'ss kind of a relief that I don't have to face the Demon, though!

[reddeadvirtuoso]

yeah i hear you brosis
i faced that thing straight in the face and it was ugly as fuck
drool all over the place and its eyes was totally torn
plus its fur was probably matted
nasty >:O
this place seems to pick some really random folks
i wondered the same thing myself when i first got here
so i wouldnt get worked up over it
im sure the folks that didnt make it here are livin it up in the afterlife or something
party every day
and since theyre ghosts they dont even have to rest

[aurochsgore]

That ssoundss sso unpleassant! Though furbeasst drool issn't really a new thing for me. But it'ss sstill pretty nassty.
Ghosst partiess ssound pretty cool. Sso there'ss sstuff to look forward to in the afterlife after all!

[reddeadvirtuoso]

yeah it was really nasty
halle-fucking-lujah the scratch was coming cause there was no way i wanted to live with that mental image the rest of my life
the afterlife better have something interesting
or else we went through all that damn work for nothing
though i guess well have to wait a bit longer to join the spectral rave

[aurochsgore]

But if we're sstuck here, doessn't that mean you're going to have that mental image forever now? }:O
Ssince the sscratch issn't going to happen. Or did happen but we were all ssaved from it.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

the answer is time space
its always time space
the scratch has both occurred and hasnt occurred
schrodingers bullshit

[aurochsgore]

That'ss confussing. I think I'll jusst sstick with thinking the sscratch happened.
At leasst thing there will be another sset of uss trying to win the game again, right? That issn't sstuck here.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

true that
hopefully a group of us that isnt stupidly inept at apocalypse inducing video games

[aurochsgore]

Yeah! That'ss the plan at leasst, right?
Getting a ssessssion that issn't doomed or null for all of uss. Or the uss of that group anyway which issn't really uss.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

i guess it musta worked somehow cause ive seen all sorts of other versions of us around!
and then i guess all the worlds got blown up anyway so
who the fuck cares??

[aurochsgore]

Sso you think what the note ssaid iss true? About all of thesse worldss being desstroyed?
That'ss awful...

[reddeadvirtuoso]

yeah i guess so
not really big deal to me since ours was already doomed
so it was either mysterious effect that this place is pushing or the radioactive demon
pretty lose-lose there so im not exactly hopeful :/

[aurochsgore]

It sseemss like ssome people believe it and otherss don't.
But it ssoundss right conssidering we did come from desstroyed worldss. But there are a lot of people here.
Did they all come from Earth like you?

[reddeadvirtuoso]

if they did id be more weirded out with them not being meteor pulp
but i think a bunch of them come from alt earths?
where we didnt play the game or whatever and meteors didnt happen
maybe even where the game never exist?
never thought of that actually

[aurochsgore]

Oh, that'ss weird. Iss it even possssible for there to be an alternate timeline where Ssgrub didn't exisst?
I kinda wissh I could be from that world.