[♏ 01] aurochsGore began trolling theNetwork

[aurochsgore]

AG: Sso I guessss thiss place issn't the Veil or anything like that, huh?
AG: Thiss note iss sort of vague. Doess it mean Alternia hass been desstroyed or that the meteor hass? Becausse the firsst one I already knew about.
AG: If it meanss the ssecond one hass too... Did everybody from my ssessssion make it here ssafely??
AG: I guessss this putss my planss on halt, though it could alsso mean that the Demon iss gone too? That would be kinda great and really convenient!! It'd be nice if I didn't have to get sstabbed after all.
AG: Maybe I had ssome of Tavross'ss luck?
AG: Anyway, all of that doessn't matter much right now, I ssupposse. I jusst really want to make ssure that my friendss are alright too.
AG: Honesstly, I'm not even ssure if anybody elsse is here, but I ssaw ssome other namess on the placard outsside the room I woke up in, sso that'ss gotta mean ssomething, right??
AG: I really hope ssomebody iss here, because it would really ssuck to be by yoursself in a huge tower with nothing to do! I guessss I could jusst go back to sshoveling hoofbeasst sshit or ssome other animal sshit on one of thosse floorss I checked out.
AG: But it would sstill really SSUCK even if thosse were the breakss, and that would mean that I'm a dumbassss who keepss talking to hersself. But alsso a dumbassss who issn't embarrassssing hersself if there are people around.
AG: Ughhhh, anyway!!
AG: If anybody iss here, esspecially if it iss ssomeone I know, but it'ss OK even if I don't know you, pleasse jusst messssage me back.
AG: Hopefully there iss ssomebody here that knowss more about thiss place than I do, that hass maybe been here longer? }:)
AG: Thankss in advance!!

Comments

[restitchtime]

Everything's technically in space if you want to get abstract enough, but if you just mean 'are we floating over someone's atmosphere right the fuck now' then the answer is probably not. We just have the shittiest luck known to man.

[aurochsgore]

That'ss not really ssurprissing, I ssupposse. I'm ussed to not having very good luck.
Sso doess that ssort of thing happen often? The sspace whaless, I mean.

[restitchtime]

We're usually mired in at least fifteen different kinds of bullshit at any given time, although the fucking whale took it to unprecedented levels.

[aurochsgore]

I ssee. Sso whaless don't ussually happen. That'ss good to known. It ssoundss like that would be a pain to have to clean up if it happened often.

[restitchtime]

Only if it kept knocking out the admins' housekeeping powers. It's about the only positive thing the fuckers are good for.

[aurochsgore]

It doess that? That'ss... actually good, right? Ssince the adminss are the oness that are caussing the problemss here?
But I don't know if it'ss worth it if people get hurt by the attack. Except people probably get hurt anyway??

[restitchtime]

It'd have been good if we were able to actually make use of it and fuck them up the ass during all the insanity. But we're not exactly at that point in our 'not be useless fucks and break out' quest just yet so it really ended up being a wasted opportunity.

Everyone always gets hurt no matter what happens around here. It's pretty much a goddamn given that nobody even bothers taking into account anymore.

[aurochsgore]

Maybe ssomeone sshould take charge and get everyone going in the right direction. No one can be happy here, right?
I'm ssure if ssomeone pusshed everyone on the right path we could make a bigger difference than jusst waiting for everyone to try to get to the point on their own.

[restitchtime]

Yeah, about that. I want you to imagine the most stubborn, petulant, arrogant little animal you possibly can. The kind that would rather get its ass hit by a car than move out of the way for you. Now imagine that there's a couple hundred of them and you need to get them all in one place using only your voice.

That clusterfuck is basically trying to lead a large amount of these morons anywhere other than into certain death.