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[heirterosexual]

wow, oookay.
this place is pretty messed up!
i find it to be a terrible fourteenth birthday present.
even if it's not my birthday anymore.
but, uh, belatedly!
hi, i'm john egbert.
apparently there's a lalonde-me running around, so hi lalonde-me.
it's really freaky to consider a me, that's also a rose, but still me?
how does that even work. is that like doomed timeline shenanigans?
wow does that mean there's a doomed timeline somewhere that combined me and rose?
maybe i messed up on the ectobiology and created some weird rose-me-hybrid.
freaky tentacle-ghosty-movie-wizard baby!
oh man that sounds like an awesome horror movie or something.
we should write our own horror movie.
hi everybody else that's not-me, too!

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[heirterosexual]

waitwhat... what.

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[puppy_lancer]

whats this about lalonde you and timelines

[He finally figured out the space option on this thing

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[heirterosexual]

oh.
yeah i guess that's kinda confusing if you don't know the game.
i have a friend with the last name lalonde, and there's somebody here with my first name and the last name lalonde. so he's a me-lalonde.
timelines... uhh.
well basically our lives have been a big shitty video game for the past year.

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[puppy_lancer]

oh yeah i can understand. my life is sort of like a shitty video game too.

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[heirterosexual]

yeah it's pretty lame!
especially since i think we were headed toward endgame, and now i'm here suddenly.
i hope time is on pause back at home or something, i really wouldn't want to leave jade and dave sprite on their own.

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[puppy_lancer]

how strong are they? maybe they can last for a while without you

[Man, this guy was lucky. He at least had friends to go home to.]

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[heirterosexual]

well i mean i'm not... too worried, jade's a god and kind of super-extra-awesome and way better at her powers than i am, and dave sprite is a game consort so he probably knows special game cheats or something.
but the thing is we're all supposed to be fighting this big bad guy together.
i mean it's still gonna be two years before we get there, but.
i worry. jade's kind of my sister, and dave sprite is a feathery orange version of my best friend.

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[puppy_lancer]

oh, i see.
im sure we"ll have some way out
so you can go home
you still have 2 years and they"re not
gonna kill each other without you around, right?

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[heirterosexual]

ahahaha no!
we're all friends.
worst they'll do without me around is suck face.

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[puppy_lancer]

which is alright because one is a sister
and the other is a best friedn

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[heirterosexual]

yeah.
well technically they're both best friends!
one is just also a sister.

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[puppy_lancer]

Good luck finding them here.
Unchanged.

[After all, Saber had been changed greatly from when he had last seen the other Servant.]