≈ first breeze! (text)

[heirterosexual]

wow, oookay.
this place is pretty messed up!
i find it to be a terrible fourteenth birthday present.
even if it's not my birthday anymore.
but, uh, belatedly!
hi, i'm john egbert.
apparently there's a lalonde-me running around, so hi lalonde-me.
it's really freaky to consider a me, that's also a rose, but still me?
how does that even work. is that like doomed timeline shenanigans?
wow does that mean there's a doomed timeline somewhere that combined me and rose?
maybe i messed up on the ectobiology and created some weird rose-me-hybrid.
freaky tentacle-ghosty-movie-wizard baby!
oh man that sounds like an awesome horror movie or something.
we should write our own horror movie.
hi everybody else that's not-me, too!

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makes angry gavel noises

[heirterosexual]

uh-huh. that's also a rose thing.
/sigh

bluh.
they were nice except for when he made like six of them in an hour every birthday for thirteen years.
i mean sweet stuff is pretty awesome, but if i had actually eaten anywhere near all of those cakes i'd be four times my width and probably diabetic.
or dead.
or both??

let's keep it that way.
eh, it's more of a ...wary because i can't always tell what she's thinking sort of thing??
cautiousness around roses. like, literally around roses, like the bushes, because ow thorns? and roses like the girls because they kind of also have thorns.
i feel like i should add 'ba-dum chh' to the end of that statement.
heheheh.
i wouldn't have it any other way. :)

obviously that is the real reason john is wary around roses

[thornythaumaturge]

it won't be so bad.
you'll see!
you will be assisting in answering some of life's greatest questions that never could be before because clones aren't possible yet.

well did you ever try explaining that you kind of don't want to be fat, diabetic and dead?
not that i ever did, but then i can't complain much about the cake.
i would just save a bunch for later.

i guess that makes sense, but only because i've met another rose.
but if your rose is anything like me, i bet there's nothing to really be wary about.
she probably loves you guys!
best friends and all that.

perfect.
this will be fun.

oh certainly.

[heirterosexual]

wow i'm totally jumping for joy, here.

i didn't really want to hurt his feelings, so we just strifed over them.
i think he kind of enjoyed it. like it was family bonding or something to have cake fights.
i dunno.
dad's kinda weird.

oh i know.
she's a little icy and scathing with words sometimes, but...
it's pretty easy to tell that she's actually really sweet. :)
and i'm sure you're no exception.

heheheh.