≈ first breeze! (text)

[heirterosexual]

wow, oookay.
this place is pretty messed up!
i find it to be a terrible fourteenth birthday present.
even if it's not my birthday anymore.
but, uh, belatedly!
hi, i'm john egbert.
apparently there's a lalonde-me running around, so hi lalonde-me.
it's really freaky to consider a me, that's also a rose, but still me?
how does that even work. is that like doomed timeline shenanigans?
wow does that mean there's a doomed timeline somewhere that combined me and rose?
maybe i messed up on the ectobiology and created some weird rose-me-hybrid.
freaky tentacle-ghosty-movie-wizard baby!
oh man that sounds like an awesome horror movie or something.
we should write our own horror movie.
hi everybody else that's not-me, too!

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[heirterosexual]

Yeah. I'll show you sometime.

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[septette]

[She waves her hand dismissively.

And then realizes John can't see it so she says instead]

If you can even find them there.

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[heirterosexual]

Ohho, you underestimate me. I can find them, and I will.

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[septette]

I'll hold you to that, in that case!

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[heirterosexual]

Heheheh.

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[septette]

[And then there comes a time when even the girl who prides herself on being so charismatic and social cannot think of a way to continue a conversation.

Her voice sobers up a bit.]

...anyways. I think that's it. All I wanted to say. For now. I guess.

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[heirterosexual]

[That's all right. John's about out of stuff that isn't inane, anyway.]

Heh. All right. Maybe I'll have found you a movie to watch by next time.

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[septette]

Mmm.

[...]

It's good to have you back.

[Without further ado, she goes to cut off the feed.]