≈ first breeze! (text)

[heirterosexual]

wow, oookay.
this place is pretty messed up!
i find it to be a terrible fourteenth birthday present.
even if it's not my birthday anymore.
but, uh, belatedly!
hi, i'm john egbert.
apparently there's a lalonde-me running around, so hi lalonde-me.
it's really freaky to consider a me, that's also a rose, but still me?
how does that even work. is that like doomed timeline shenanigans?
wow does that mean there's a doomed timeline somewhere that combined me and rose?
maybe i messed up on the ectobiology and created some weird rose-me-hybrid.
freaky tentacle-ghosty-movie-wizard baby!
oh man that sounds like an awesome horror movie or something.
we should write our own horror movie.
hi everybody else that's not-me, too!

Comments

wow i killed that html didn't i?

[grislytragedian]

Of course I am, you keep circling back to it instead of dropping it!

happens to the best of us.

[heirterosexual]

hey i tried to drop it.
you brought it up again.
so maybe you're the one that's obsessed.
do you want babies, me-lalonde?
i won't judge.

hurr durr.

[grislytragedian]

Asking me if I see the appeal in hybrid tentacle babies after I said I'm ignoring that comment isn't dropping it!
That's not even TRYING to drop it.
And stop calling me "me-Lalonde."

derp derp.

[heirterosexual]

well what would you rather me call you?
jeez.

[grislytragedian]

John would be fine. Considering that's my name and all.

[heirterosexual]

heheheh.
i guess i can handle that.
not like i'll really forget it or anything.

[grislytragedian]

Thank you.
And I would hope not.

[heirterosexual]

heheheh.