≈ first breeze! (text)

[heirterosexual]

wow, oookay.
this place is pretty messed up!
i find it to be a terrible fourteenth birthday present.
even if it's not my birthday anymore.
but, uh, belatedly!
hi, i'm john egbert.
apparently there's a lalonde-me running around, so hi lalonde-me.
it's really freaky to consider a me, that's also a rose, but still me?
how does that even work. is that like doomed timeline shenanigans?
wow does that mean there's a doomed timeline somewhere that combined me and rose?
maybe i messed up on the ectobiology and created some weird rose-me-hybrid.
freaky tentacle-ghosty-movie-wizard baby!
oh man that sounds like an awesome horror movie or something.
we should write our own horror movie.
hi everybody else that's not-me, too!

Comments

[chronomancer]

sure

yeah
its not likely, here in the towwer
but it WWould Be Nice

split personality, twwo people in one body
its WWeird
hmm, he types like me but in vviolet
karkat is here
an vvriska an terezi wwere here but theyre gone noww
gams also here

[heirterosexual]

what's the pattern with your capitalization?
i can't figure it out, hahaha.

lame.
well i guess i'll get used to it.
again.
or something.

whoa.
sounds kind of intense.
yeah, i think i remember karkat and vriska mentioning him.
like, briefly.
but sort of disdainfully?
at least on vriska's end.
though vriska seems to talk about everybody disdainfully.
yeah i've talked to karkat.
...my karkat, at least?
i dunno if there's more than one.
huh.
well i'm just gonna get to meet the whole brady bunch aren't i?

[chronomancer]

i
kind a dont havve one?
i mean i capitalize wwhen id use italics
because im lazy like that
but thats not exactly a pattern

hey
look at the brightside
not evverythin here is terrible
i mean
the movvie selection is almost tolerable

intense is a vvery polite wway a sayin it, yes
your vvriska is vvery disdainful yes
she wwasnt particularly nice to hang out wwith
theres twwo karkats right noww
yours an mine
mine is kinda bulgemunchin asshole
but hes okay sometimes
probably

[heirterosexual]

...oh!
okay see that makes more sense.
it just looked really random to me so i was confused.
but no that's totally a pattern.
shh.

...did you say movie collection??

yeah vriska's kind of mean.
i like her all right anyway, though.
i mean sometimes people are mean because they don't know how else to be.
i think vriska is one of those people.
like i don't really think she means to be mean.
if that makes sense.
hahaha bulgemunching.
i think most karkats are kind of bulgemunching assholes.
but in a funny, capslock-rage-induced way.

[chronomancer]

wwell, noww you knoww then

yeah
theres a media floor wwith all sorts a movvies an games an stuff
its my favvorite floor
though i havvent really seen any really good movvie yet

mine isnt
the one from my wworld i mean
shes pretty nice
shes a browwnblood
youd like her i think
ah yeah
uh
you should
probably
not mess around wwith the karkat from my wworld
hes a cerulean like your vvriska
an hes
kind a douchebag sometimes
especially wwhen hes mad
an bein here in the towwer
hes alwways mad
hes not really funny